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At a dental office, and couple came in both needing cleanings but they brought their 7 month old son with them. Every employee in the office determined without hesitation that this baby is now the one and only priority. He's currently sitting on the desk in his carrier, with three ladies playing with him and a little tooth stuffed animal. I love people and I love peoples reaction to babies
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Trying to convince someone who doesn't want to get married (for completely valid reasons) that you're worth being married to is the WORST. Every time you take a situation without grace and strength you just spend the rest of the day like aahhhh fuck what if that was the time he was considering it and I fucked it up!! And he probably wasn't even youre just overthinking it lol
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“I always wonder about Howl and Markl before Sophie came along…” — Anna-Laura
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bilbo realising that adopting frodo is a whole new adventure he wasn't prepared for
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blanket normally: really good
blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god
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Attention all people with Remote jobs:
WHAT ARE THEY?!?
I really want to get a part or full time job at home as a supplement to my income, without abandoning my anxious dog. I don't want to be a tutor, I don't want to be in customer service, I'd rather not be a virtual assistant, everything else that comes up I still have to travel for.
I would prefer entry level because I only have experience in retail, I don't mind if it's a lot of work.
Please help!!
#remote work#work#job seeking#job search#online jobs#job#job hunting#job help#jobsearch#work from home#work from anywhere#wfh#online work#help#career
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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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My husband falls asleep very, very fast. Almost superhuman.
But sometimes, before he completely goes under, I'll say something out loud, and he won't say anything in return but he will nudge me gently with his foot or hand. Just a little brush that has no purposeful response behind it.
I like to think it's a little reminder that he is listening even if he's not fully conscious about it. Just a little nudge that reminds me that I'm there to him. I find it so adorable.
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I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."
another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now
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John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.
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“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals
“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.
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