and then what are we gonna do when we get the portrait for purified ankarna and it looks just like freshman year fig

"How could Sandra Lynn like someone with kids her own age?"

Do we have to explain grooming? Really?

She would have been mature for her age, and the way she fights shows that she's not like other girls her age and one time she heals him in a private moment and he confesses that she gets him more than his wife ever could.

Woahhh

(From the dropout discord- next FHJY episode is gonna be LONG!)

she grind on my rat til it defends its livelihood

she grind on my rat til i-

she grind on my rat til i-

Ethel’s recents 🖤⚰️🤎

I have at least one mutual who doesn’t watch d20 and i would like to formally apologize to them specifically for making this post

i read @brennan-lee-mother 's post and well... yikes

the love you can't even name

I'm obsessed with Kipperlilly being the one who came up with the name "High Five Heroes" and being upset about the name change when, as far we know, she's the Rat Grindiest of them all. It gives me the vibe of the Chris Fleming bit about vibe dysphoria.

[Transcript]

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun. She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest…You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."

babies

Something I just noticed about Jace's design is that, while he has always had the scarf, it wasn't always covering his chest.

I'm not sure if this actually matters, or if it's going to be retconned or something, but this would imply that he wasn't being affected by the rage crystals in Freshman Year.

we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?

[ID: a recreation of a Steven Universe comic panel by Haus of Decline. In this version, kristen applebees has a tiny winnie the pooh in a baby chest carrier and is supporting her weight in one hand while the other holds her staff of doubt beside them. They both have a worried expression as Kristen says "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, winnie", who disappointedly replies with "damn". /end ID]

Bobby Dawn works in a place with at least four (an argument could be made for five) people who would kill him for what he did to Sandra Lynn that man is NOT safe

personally i am on team “oisin does legitimately have a crush on adaine and it is just slightly complicated by the plans to you know murder her whole party but like wow she has such potential for rage if she also dedicated herself to ankarna we really could rule the world together hey ivy don’t you think adaine would make an amazing rage driven wizard empress?”

We're all talking about "Does Sandra Lynn know that Bobby Dawn is working at the school?" (My answer is yes, Jawbone told her, and it's fucking her up mentally), but what about "Does Bobby Dawn know Sandra Lynn lives in Elmville?". Does he know she's nearby? Has he seen her picking up Fig from afar? Has he heard Jawbone talk about her in the staff room? If he has a overarching plan, is she part of it?

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real