if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i've rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that's his knees

Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.

Probably my favorite of the baddies from MST3k. This is my first attempt at drawing him ever.

Anyway, just finished drawing this, it was fun. Check out the process video https://youtu.be/o3t9Gv5ZhUM to see it be drawn.

sam and max: the spoon incident

Analog horror be like [computer voice] Welcome to your training orientation at EvilCorp Incorporated. Please familiarize yourself with our totally innocuous concepts that will not become important later, such as: Filing Business Taxes T H E C R E A T U R E [music stops]

i watch baseball for the side quests

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

i think the worst part about coming back to this website after so many years is that i have absolutely zero recourse if i get totally owned for saying some shit. regardless of if i was right or not, there is no defense. The Teens Are Much Better At Posting.

Sam and Max conversation

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes