funnier-as-a-system
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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u talking to anyone ?
yea to the voices in my head
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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
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[ID: a tweet by santa sesh (@ pappapeppapig) that consists of text followed by an image. The text reads: brain feels like this . Following the text is a collage of screenshots all only showing open tabs, so that the image is covered with tab icons. / end ID]
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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Being trapped in a body is the worst thing that could happen to a girl
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Do you ever feel absent but like from your own life????? Like it feels like every day is here, and you’re fucking missing it.
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u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read
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waiter! waiter! more tragic duos (or more) fused into a single confused being please!
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i was apparently following you but i have no memory of doing so and i'm not a system so i'm just gonna unfollow you now. (i also tagged you in a post once apparently but i dont rmember that) anyway bye
It's fine if singlets (non-systems) follow us; we don't mind! If you want to go, we won't make you stay, of course, but you don't have to unfollow just because you're not a system.
Whether you leave or stay, I hope you have a nice day! Bye, anon!
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enemies to lovers but it's me and myself
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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I think being a shapeshifter would fix me
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sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the thoat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"
and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Connecting With Others” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: wow! I feel connected to something bigger than myself! I love to know and be known!
5 minutes later: dude I fumbled that social situation so bad I swear they’re vagueing me online abt it rn
My inner critic, pacing: this is so bad. We have to kill ourselves.
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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
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you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*
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