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YALL HE FIXED IT TOO WELL NOW ALL THE WATER IMMEDIATELY DRAINS😭😭😭
love the sounds of a plumber absplutely violating my poor tub drain
#GOD DAMMIT#i kinda liked when just a couple inches filled up bc the warm water was nice to stand in :/#smhh (im v grateful that our tub takes less than 5 business days to drain now)
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just heard him try smth then heavily sigh😔
love the sounds of a plumber absplutely violating my poor tub drain
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love the sounds of a plumber absplutely violating my poor tub drain
#s/o to old buildings#we've had plumbing issues for like a week and my landlord finally said 'yeah ill call a plumber' when our bathrub randomly filled#idk what he's doin in there but like 3 faucets are running and i can hear pipes vibrating#anyways...#mica.txt#i also have no sympathy for rhe drain#mfer took all night to drain like 3 inches of nasty water#bitch deserves it
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watching someone stalk my tiktok is so funny and cringey
#i dont even posttt#go awayyyy#no one likes youuuuu#if ur gonna say smth pls do i want the drama but just watching u check every other week is annoying#mica.txt
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the fact that Homura rewrote their entire universe not even thru a wish but through her devotion to Madoka that she describes as unique to her and Madoka and the others describe as a color worse than a curse makes me feral
how to i turn my entire existence into Madoka Magica
#i have mixed feelings abt the end of Rebellion#just bc Homura's choice felt out of nowhere when she was so close to being w Madoka for eternity#and her solution resulted in being disconnected from Madoka and the possibility of them turning into enemies#but god do i love that energy
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how to i turn my entire existence into Madoka Magica
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Thinkin abt that Dottore and Collei cosplay vid
#it isnt a ship and ik that and dont even like that ship but god that vid#mica.txt#anyways idk where this is even coming from
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privated all (two) of my tiktoks i made stoned bc my coworker asked for my tiktok and i have issues
also just reposted a tiktok abt ~easy access~ bc reposts are my public diary that i refuse to be judged into hiding🫶
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'post nut clarity' except it's me overflowing w love for my bf and the feeling that the world is okay
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boutta ask my bf if it's a weapon or meister even tho that question means literally nothing to woof
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watching ppl obsessively hate-watch others and interract w them is so funny to me like,,,, seek help?
#JDBDKJDJF#i was abt to say i admittedly do it infrequently but not even#i like fights and ill check up on ppl in dramas but like#dawg that's just a person#and ur using burner accounts to send them hate#get a life#take a nap#eat an apple idfk#it's just cringe ur annoying#mica.txt
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just realized i get to keep my favorite annoying personality trait after moving- still a midwesterner 😌😌
#i hate the midwest get me out#anyways i always forget MI is the midwest and not north#tho this is a whole diff kind than im used to#already got bullied for saying 'soda' by my coworker#mica.txt
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me: hey Holly can i get an opinion? is this dog in heat or did i nick her;;
my coworker: oh yeah dw she's just in heat. but now i gotta go wash off my hand bc it has a smell and now its on me
me, who has been grooming this dog for two hours: 🧍♂️ it has a huh?
#i had my mask on bc she needed a blowout and kept shedding😭😭#and ofc i just manhandle these dogs to move them#i just saw red on her tail and went 'what the fuck' and thought i ruined her cooch💀💀💀#nah turns out this mfer decided to go into heat AFTER HER BATH#BITCH#anyways that was a fun convo w her mom#also that was the best shower of my life i was so scared i was carrying that smell#mica.txt
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actively cumming in the Culver's drive thru line
#my god im so excited#it's gonna be a 20 year wait w this line but that doesnt matter im getting so stoned tonight#mica.txt
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me friend, crossed out of his mind and petting my hair: (-ω-)
me, also crossed: and how are you gonNA WATCH AVATAR AND SAY TOPH DIDNT INVENT METAL BENDING?? ARE U INBRED??
#i was scrolling thru tiktok notifs and got distracted#also this was a few nights ago i just remembered it#mica.txt
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my friend and i got rlly crossed for my bday and this came out,,,
#would u believe me if i said it was bc youtube boyfriend asmr#anyways my parents cant wait for friday#they're fed up w me#mica.txt
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s/o to my only proof for myself that im not faking symptoms being a vivid memory of me when i was little walkin w my mom and asking 'do u ever feel like ur watching things on a tv? but it's real life?' and her being super confused
#idk if this will make sense im pulling an all nighter#i just think abt this every so often#it's like my only solace in an imposter syndrome spiral#since i remember being so confused by it yet surprised when my mom said she didnt know what i meant#anyways im chill this was triggered by a video on dissociation#mica.txt
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