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My IQ is higher than your bro in the strip club.
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Minecraft bike.
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I'm at a place where the laws of society don't apply (the airport) and I have two mental support devices (plushies, one is Ferdinande, a duck-ostrich-emu hybrid, and the other is Peterson, an axolotl) and I might be 16 but as said the laws of society don't apply here so I can walk around with them. :)
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*We all need you daddy.
I missed you so much that I came back to this hell site.
You need me baby
#daddy#baby#now let me explain my choice of the word#in this post puki called anon#this implies two (2) choices#first (1.) puki chose this word to talk directly to anon#with no specific meaning interpreted in the word other than the possibility of a light sexual hint#second (2.) this particular anon is pukis child#i believe the second option to be the rightful one#but now why did I call puki daddy?#an excellent question! 5 points to Gryffindor!#now you see#puki called ANON baby#but who - or rather what - really is anon#everyone has their own interpretation of anon#but for me#anon is a cluster#an entity of unfathomable greatness and gloryness#anon is every single one of us#so by calling anon baby#puki called the entirety of the anon cluster#therefore we are all pukis children#and puki is our common father#amen
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Mirrorverse!AOS for whitelaws because FUCK YEAH MIRRORVERSE AOS
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Europa- + Berlinkarte (Stand 69.0.2023)
geopolitische Vorhersagen für 2022 [x]
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Meine "in meiner Freizeit mache ich gerne Musik" Mitbewohnerin hat in der letzten halben Stunde noch keine 5 Töne hintereinander richtig getroffen auf ihrer Geige und bei allem Respekt für diese musikalische Motivation aber mittlerweile, nach drei Wochen, kann ich das Lied besser pfeifen als sie es spielen kann und dabei habe ich es noch nie fehlerfrei komplett gehört
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Well well well, welcome back old comrade!
I've missed tumblr, I never should have left you my sweet darling~
#welcome back#twitter refugees#twitter#oh my sweet sweet hellsite (affectionate)#If you ever dare turn your back on us again we will make sure that you regret that decision~#good to have you back ol' pal#tumblr
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No worries I got you. First of all stay calm, then this book should be of help.
How do I talk to girls
The same way u talk to da boys but DONT talk about poop as much
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Hoch oben leuchten die Sterne und da steht ein Kasten Bier.
Ich geh mit meiner Laterne und meine Laterne mit mir
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Oh God I can already see the Farbenkrieg that would happen with something like that.
Alright here's my take:
Still - Blau
Medium - Orange
Sanftperlend - Weiß
Klassik - Lila/Violett
i accidentally bought stilles wasser WHYYYY is there no regulated color for STILL, MEDIUM, SANFTPERLEND, KLASSIK. you know i cant and wont read the labels. every bottle is all over the place, every sprudel company is choosing the colors AT WILL. even the names! medium is usually medium but the other types are UP FOR DEBATE it seems
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Ich find das wär lustig um ehrlich zu sein. Fick den "Kreis des Lebens", wenn ich sterbe gibt es keinen Kreis mehr, nurnoch ne schnurgerade Linie ohne Anfang und Ende.
Du hast auch so nen biologisch abbaubareren menschlichen Körper
Ich hoffe doch?! Oder willst du in 200+ Jahren vollständig ausgegraben werden?
Ich bin tot, stör mich nicht.
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*I try to show my frustration over falling for this foolish children's trick and over the sharp pain that is now vividly pulsating through my hallux in a sophisticated and socialized manner*
*However, I fail*
Fuck ow my toe fuck fuck fuck fuck
*I hope on one leg, tears running down my silky smooth cheeks, which I had just had this morning washed with Ol' Mamas Baby shampoo - the best choice for your little night terror*
I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!
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That's exactly what a mad would say...
I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!
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As much as I'd like to believe you I simply cannot. It is my duty to make sure that no man nor woman nor baby is without their medicine!
I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!
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Don't you #asajoke me you madmysteriousmaninthesmokeman!
I believe Pm Seymour secretly owns a child because NO MAN CAN MAKE SO MANY DAD JOKES WITHOUT BEING A NATURAL!!!
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