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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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I hope the Cavern Crashers tried to swim to The Hidden World and all drowned
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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I'd pickle a Cavern Crasher alive tbh
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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You know, if Tom had chucked a Neo Cavern Crasher egg inside the Snow Wraith's mouth instead of Hiccup's prosthesis, Nine Realms may well have become my favourite addition to the franchise
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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I wonder what kinds of chemicals one could use to create deadly Cavern Crasher bait?
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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I would be willing to harvest Cavern Crasher heads to check for the dragon equivalent of chronic wasting disease
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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If Kyubey ever shows up at my door I'll wish for the painful, brutal death of every single Cavern Crasher in existence
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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Howdy
You know what, I can get behind nearly all dragons in httyd no matter how pesky... But there is a dragon I HATE they are the blood 'legless lizards' of dragons. Cavern Crasher's I HATE THEM WITH THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND SUNS. Like I'm sorry if you like them but not rlly tbh. They are vile and annoying like I can't sit here and pretend that those bumby slimy backed little cretins are nice. Like in theory they are rlly cool and have lots of interesting skills, but I just have personal beef with those glorified bumble bee looking naked mole rats.
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 2 months
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You know what I hate?
Cavern Crashers.
But you know what I hate more than that?
AI.
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 3 months
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Me when someone asks me where the Cavern Crasher from Rauthr's Cure Chapter 8 is
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 3 months
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I wanna put a Cavern Crasher and a Deathgripper in an arena together
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 5 months
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thank fuck that shitshow of a series is almost over so that i never have to see neo cavern crasher ever again
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 7 months
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*swings a bat aiming directly for dagur's head*
If both of you were dragons what species do you think you would be and what species do you think the other would be?
Viggo: I would want to be a Skrill, and honestly, with them being the ornery, moody sort, I think it would be very fitting. Dagur can be a hobgobbler.
Dagur: Hey! Then you can be a Cavern Crasher! Flightless dragon for you! Ha!
Viggo: Dagur…
Dagur: Fine, fine. Hm, can I be a Triple Stryke? Or an Eruptodon? Something cool like that.
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 7 months
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actually come to think of it cavern crasher hide would make for oretty decent clothing cuz of how flexible and tough it must be
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 7 months
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dragons AU where mala and her people are dragon hunters and malas armour is made from cavern crasher hide (lets face it the colouration is on point)
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 7 months
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man. if cavern crashers can squeeze thru walls by collapsing their skeletons then what the fuck do they do with those deathgripper ass fangs they got going on forreal how do they not fall out
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 7 months
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oh my gods
i think it would be really funny to give a cavern crasher like. an emo boy fringe. because it would look hideous unlike actual emos
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fuck-cavern-crashers · 7 months
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*pops the floaties arounf the cavern crashers arms and watches it sink to the bottom of the sea*
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