Lucien when Dam got hurt somewhere AGAIN:

Dam who's already used to it:

@lucien-lachance @ulanxxxs @chennnington @fruk-choosing-a-username

Just keep these idiots separate and no one will get hurt. Probably. Not sure.

The main troublemakers of Cheydinhal Sanctuary

@lucien-lachance @chennnington @ulanxxxs @fruk-choosing-a-username you should see this

who the fuck is choosing what animes get avatar options for your profile over at crunchyroll because they're doing a terrible job

redemption arcs that double as tragedies!! you're a better person than you've ever been and you have nothing left to your name!!you have to rebuild yourself and your life from the ground up and you're smiling in the ashes!! you were devastated your life is ruined!!! nothing is ever going to be the same ever again you are never going to regain what you had you are never going to be free of the guilt you are never going to be able to go home there is nothing left for you!!! you are free you are more yourself than you've ever been!! fires help forests grow!!

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

Journey Through the West Weald

Just my Hero of Kvatch traveling through the wilderness with Martin on their way to Weynon Priory 🫶

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

Pictured: The exact moment Dagon realized he may have miscalculated on his plan to invade Tamriel.

Gortash: If Durge had an iron deficiency I would simply crack my bones open so they could feed on my marrow btw. If you even care. Ketheric: ... I did not need to know this. But it is probably easier, and more sustainable, to just buy them some iron supplements. Gortash: That sounds stupid as fuck to me. And it completely lacks intimacy. I'd give them my liver if they asked.

bane has a chart in his office with each of his godly allies' names on it, and each time they do something that pleases him, he puts a gold star sticker on the chart next to their name. every time one of them accumulates five stars, he lets them pick a prize out of a box he keeps under his desk. myrkul has twenty stars, while bhaal has negative seventy (he pretends so hard that it doesn't bother him but it actually makes him so so mad)

ART GIRT

A gift for one of my favourite artists) For EllyM

My mom, upon seeing Gortash as my lockscreen: you got this douchebag on your phone?

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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