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The REAL four elements
Gravity
Electricity and magnetism
Physical matter
Energy
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They should make shirts with the same pattern as public transport seats I think that’s be funny as fuck.
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Me: *working on my crochet project while my friend paints*
Her: Oo is that a fish bag for my birthday :D
Me: haha you wish
(It was indeed a fish bag for her birthday)
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Born to side quest forced to progress the main storyline
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Listen the love language of gift giving is a linear spectrum and on one end is sugar mummy and the other is “I found this rock it reminded me of you”.
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Look I know I stare unnervingly at your face when you look away, but there’s only so much satisfying human connection I can get looking at you through my peripherals whilst avoiding eye contact.
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Sober me back with an answer. I don’t get how a person could turn into a building.
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Wearing the same clothes every day is me over-dosing being a cartoon character.
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Does this not make sense because I’m drunk or autistic.
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Took me way too long to realise that this is implying that people enjoyed their childhoods. I thought it was an opportunity to fix all your childhood mistakes.
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Other people turn into different people when they’re drunk but I’m just the same person except stimstimstimstim stim stim stim stim stimstimstims stim pen open close wiggle wiggle wiggle in chair stare unnervingly
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Born to discover something about the world, forced to learn it in school.
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Till death do us part but like, our ghosts can hang too I guess.
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Last year I got “can cook level one safe foods”
Every year I get one (1) ability point and this year I have seemed to have spent it on “knowing when I’m thirsty”.
So now I’m making up for years of dehydration by being thirsty all the fucking time.
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When I was 9 or 10, the point was spent on assigning me easy to remember numbers for the rest of my life.
This includes (but is not limited to) student numbers, work numbers, locker codes, and provided passwords to the wifi.
Every year I get one (1) ability point and this year I have seemed to have spent it on “knowing when I’m thirsty”.
So now I’m making up for years of dehydration by being thirsty all the fucking time.
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Every year I get one (1) ability point and this year I have seemed to have spent it on “knowing when I’m thirsty”.
So now I’m making up for years of dehydration by being thirsty all the fucking time.
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