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goodbye müllendowski. you were great while you lasted
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I know here on tumblr.org many of you are not that into the sportsball, but I know you love righteous drama and pettiness, and oof, do we have some for you over in football land.
So Hungary, as you may've heard, has put out some anti-LGBT legislation that would ban the depiction or promotion of homosexuality to people under 18. It's not quite law yet but it's just got to get through their president Viktor Orban who is, unfortunately, a shit.
Meanwhile, football, no the other kind of football- the one with the round ball, is currently having a big European tournament. Euro 2020. Yeah, they didn't rename it. Doesn't matter.
Germany were due to play Hungary last night in Munich and they asked the governing body of the tournament for permission to light up the stadium in a rainbow. Like this:
But they said no. Specifically, they said no while dressed in a rainbow pfp and claiming that the rainbow isn't a political symbol:
And Germany, bless them, looked at that and said, ooh bitch it's on now.
Munich city hall got out the banners
Here are the fans going to the match
The German captain Manuel Neuer in his rainbow armband (which UEFA had previously made noises about disciplining him for, because they're bastards all around)
A brief selection of the many stadiums across Germany that lit up in solidarity
And last but not least this absolute madlad who ran onto the pitch during Hungary's anthem
Viktor Orban stayed at home and sulked, and Hungary got knocked out of the tournament.
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I didn’t mean to attack xinyan like that, i do like her design lol
Feel free to mess with the blank one
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wanted to draw nanami with stubble? i dont have an explanation for everything else thats going on here
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💜- I just wanna be poly Rumi and Keigo’s cute little wife who always ends up getting fucked dumb daily, and have them fuck my body till I can’t move during their ruts/ heats, and be dressed up all pretty for them, just so they will degrade me, spank me, punish me till I’m begging to be fucked.
cw // manipulation, dumbification, dollification, breeding, degradation, spanking misogynistic themes, fem!reader, smut, mdni 18+.
you would never think in a million years that you would be married to a pro hero, let alone two. the number two and number five were considered some of the most eligible celebrities of japan at the time and you, a lowly little journalist, were lucky to have even gathered their attention at all.
they’d both swept you off of your feet, rumi reminding you that you were the best thing to have ever happened to them whilst keigo told you that you were his best kept secret. when you were with the two heroes, you felt loved and spoiled— needed. the pair of them always took care of you, providing you with a big house, the expensive software and technology you needed for your job, dates to fancy restaurants that you’d never been to before and anything you could have ever wished for.
you felt bad that there wasn’t much that you could do in return for miruko and hawks, you obviously didn’t have as much money as them— your job low paying and barely covering the rent at your old place. “you don’t have to do a thing for us, doll face.” keigo would purr to you as you lay between your partners in bed at night, rumi’s hand would dance up your thighs and slip between the pretty silk nightgown they’d gotten you for christmas.
your thighs part instantly, a sticky wetness pooling between them that miruko toys with instantly, spreading it across your folds. as your back arches from pleasure, keigo tweaks your pebbled nibbles with a satisfied hum. they loved to play with you when you were sandwiched between them— no where to go but be a useless little doll for them to use. “but...want to be good for you...want to pay you back,” you sigh, eyes rolling from the stimulation at your clit, the bunny eared hero speeding up her fingers against your puffy clit. the two heroes share a look over your shoulder as your gaze flutters pleasure shooting through your body.
“is that so, doll?” keigo asks, lips dancing across your own to silence your whiney pleas. “shhh, baby, you’ll wake the neighbours.” you nod pathetically, a tightness forming in your lower belly with an impending orgasm on the horizon. the bird hero hooks your thigh over his hip, exposing your cunt to the cool air as rumi sinks her fingers into your heat. his hard on presses against your clit as he grinds against you in slow circles.
miruko grins, breath tickling the back of your neck. “then quit your job for us baby, we’ll take care of you and you can look after us, cook...clean...be our little house wife...” you moan in agreement— white flashing behind your eyes as you cum hard against your two lovers— blindly agreeing to the lifestyle they’ve created to them. it doesn’t matter though, all you want to do is please them and make them happy. you quit your job the following week, wanting to make your partners proud— although you’ll miss the rush of writing an article, you find comfort in prepping and cleaning the house for both rumi and keigo to come home to.
they’re pleased with your work, living for the way your face lights up when they praise you and pet your head for being such a good little doll for them. in reward they treats you to cute little dresses that end barely under your ass, exposing your frilly panties every time you bend over to check the cookies you’re baking for the two heroes. little thigh highs that hug your doughy thighs, now covered in hickies and bite marks from where miruko had come home during her lunch break— deciding that you were the meal and that she’d eat you out over the coffee table in the living room. her tongue sliding up and down your puffy folds and slurping on your sweet juices— sucking your clit into her mouth to hear you whine over having your honey cunny ate.
hawks’ favourite thing is dressing you up like a pretty doll for the day. choosing what you wear, from your dresses to underwear— you’d be his pretty little housewife who bakes him pies and fixes him a bento box for his lunch with a sweet note to show off at work. he gets stiff in his pants thinking about you at home in your pink skirt and bow around your neck— immediately rushing back whenever he gets a moment to slide his weighty cock into your spasaming pussy, already so wet waiting for him. you’re such a good doll, ready to take whatever he has for you— not making a sound as his fingers fuck your mouth because cocksleeves don’t talk. mascara rolls down your pretty cheeks as keigo breeds you over and over, his dumb little housewife made only for taking fat cock and carrying his children.
during their ruts, its 100% more intense, the two of them gift you a collar and get off to the dopey happy smile that you give them when they cuff you up. hawks bends you over his lap, large palm coming down heavy on your plump ass, groaning at the bounce as he reminds you how useless you are and how you couldn’t survive without the two of them to spoil you with clothes and take care of you. all that you can do is mindlessly agree, tears stinging at the pain while miruko fucks you harshly with a toy, the stretch burning your tight hole as it gushes across his lap and her face. you’re a toy, a dumb little bitch, a pretty stupid doll. nothing more nothing less. the degradation only lightens up when you cream for them.
after all thats all a dumb housewife like you was capable of.
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Can you imagine Keanu Reeves and Ryan Reynolds side-by-side in a buddy-cop film???
And better yet: They’re husbands.
Random woman: Wait, so you two are actually partners partners? Like gay married?
Ryan: Yes, we’re together by choice. His choice, not mine. We were originally going to get lesbian married, but we decided against it last minute because neither of us wanted to wear a tux.
Keanu: *facepalm* …ugh…
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Adam really just went here's my new skate move. It's called physical assault
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When you’re trying to find your brother/sister but–
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Everyone Loves Luffy~!
Happy Valentine’s Day~White Day Project 2020
Featuring the following ships:
Zoro x Luffy
Sanji x Luffy
Law x Luffy
Kid x Luffy
Coby x Luffy
Smoker x Luffy
Bartolomeo x Luffy
Cavendish x Luffy
Crocodile x Luffy
Katakuri x Luffy
Hancock (genderbend) x Luffy
Marco x Luffy
Sabo x Luffy
Ace x Luffy
Rayleigh x Luffy
Shanks x Luffy.
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Kakashi imitating Hinata’s “N-naruto-kun” Is also important.
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