Dates are just interviews for s*x.

i cant stop thinking

Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won’t have to go to work the next day.

True story

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

Fuhhhh!!!!😂😂😂

Nickels be looking big as hell when you’re looking for a quarter.

#lovemyking #comehome #anotherdaydown