i can only create original characters that make it obvious that i'm gay but also that there's something wrong with me

i think about coming back here a lot. we’ll see if i ever do.

anybody know where one can buy this shirt? my friends and i must know for science

Drink the ’ respect female muses, ocs and older muses ’ juice or die by my blade .

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LYDIA: it is actually. i didn't think it would get me this long in a text conversation before you would decide to come over.

LYDIA: im feeling a little sassy. :/ blame it on the red wine. :)

GABI: see you in five, woman

GABI: you may want to drink all of your red wine before then js bc otherwise i will

ncrthernlights·:

“we don’t have to, man, but you’re the one already taking off your clothes,” he commented, completely entertained by his best friend’s antics. why did he always have to make it difficult? didn’t fabian make him feel pretty enough on his knees? “you talking about the one that used to be a stripper? that’s hot…” instead of his shirt, he’s already undoing his pants. “it’s not going to suck itself…” 

javier looked down at the shirt he had just thrown onto the floor like it was nothing. well, huh. his eyes darted in-between his shirt and fabian’s groin, like he was somehow surprised. no reason to be. how did it even get to this point he was sucking his best friend’s cock like it was the most natural thing in the world? “yeah, dude she’s like, super cool,” javier replied easily, pulling off the other man’s jeans off and throwing it to the side, like it was nothing. much like his shirt. he really didn’t need to take his shirt off though. he stared at fabian’s naked bottom half for a second, before slowly taking him in with his mouth.

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LYDIA: on your way to see me ... ? or mrs. cromwell ?

GABI: if i knew where ur ma lived, sure

GABI: you, woman. is that so hard to believe???

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LYDIA: my mom IS gorgeous. i couldn't blame you for that.

LYDIA: i knew it. now, see, if you were here ... this would be the time where i'd smack you with a throw pillow.

GABI: u gotta realize i am 100000000% serious i will shamelessly hit on ur mom when i see her

GABI: so mean and yet i'm on my way to see u. guess i'm a masochist, eh?

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LYDIA: haha! oh i can just see the shock widening my mothers eyes, my dad might find it actually hilarious. he could use a good laugh... but don't get excited. bringing you around my family sounds... scary. i feel like i'd be 24/7 embarrassed.

LYDIA: just be honest gabs. you love being frozen to death.. you don't really want to come over to see me, you just want to sit in the arctic cold that is my apartment.

LYDIA: your texts amuse me. and im responding which should mean something to you, bc i'm horrible.. HORRIBLE at responding to texts.

GABI: tbh that's prolly for the best. I'd hit on your mama the whole time just bc why not

GABI: I prefer freezing to death over seeing ur face yes wow u got me

GABI: yah I'm the best thanx for telling me boo xoxoxo

ncrthernlights·:

open to anyone 

“And you can tell the girl who left her tights on my boat that she can have you now.”

"Sweetie, I have no idea who the bloody fuck you are."

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LYDIA: soooo you're going the behaved route on me ? because im the 'innocent' looking lady, right?

LYDIA: i think you should just confess you're looking for an invitation.

GABI: do u think it's a rly good idea for me to tell ur dad 'thanks for fuckin ur wife's brains out and comin inside her to create this beautiful human being?' idk u tell me!!! it's either that or me behaving!!! not bc ur 'innocent looking'

GABI: hey so what if i am???

ncrthernlights·:

open to anyone: anyone under 30 and over 21. 

“hey, i got an idea. we should see who gives a better bj…” fabian’s lips curl into a smirk. “you should go first.” 

"bro... really... we gotta play this again?" javier answered, pretending as if he was offended but he was already taking off his shirt. not that he particularly needed to. "my sugar momma just gave me a lesson plan on this..."

ncrthernlights·:

open to f/nb (best friend, wife’s sibling, etc) 

“My·wife’s girlfriend’s husband·just called me up. How messed up·is that?

Talia was mad confused. Maybe it was because she was super high. “Wait, what?” She questioned with furrowed eyebrows. “How, what, when, why?”

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LYDIA: i think a bundle of confusion would appear on their face when reading 'frickle fracklin' on their screens if i actually had you shoot them a 'thanks.'

LYDIA: depends, do you, gabs, turn down a dare ? bc i DARE you to take on this tundra-esque living space im in. brrr.

LYDIA: weirdo.

GABI: that was my v nice non-crass way of describing it o k trust me boo... i coulda done a lot worse

GABI: ................ how rude of you to exploit my weak spot :( i never turn down dares

GABI: says /you/

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LYDIA: i send a thank you card from you to my parents.

LYDIA: oh ? is this gabi's form of love? i was uneducated of your definition of 'love' sorry. :p

LYDIA: i am just teasing you. but YES very cold. the ac is actually giving me a headache. dare i shut it off and open the windows? prefer the natural air, but fear it may get to stuffy and hot over night...

LYDIA: im scared you may actually know the devils vagina.

GABI: something along the lines of 'thanks for frickle fracklin bc u two created the most beautiful woman i've ever seen' will do

GABI: long as you have a fan i think you'll be o k

GABI: also dare i come to this winter wonderland???

GABI: lol maybe i do. you'd be surprised at all the vaginas i know...

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LYDIA: this is the ‘hey-im-awkward-at-taking-selfies’ look. … also waaaay too close to my face… i know… but… there you have it.

[pic of victoria pedretti looking fine here]

LYDIA: you sound like you’re complaining. don’t be a baby.

[another pic of victoria pedretti looking fine here

LYDIA: have this cheer you up. another awkward look at my camera. i feel like i reallllly tried to purposefully get close to my face JUST so you wouldn’t be able to catch any glimpse of my chest.. which is fully covered by a nice sweater, thank you. its cold in my apartment, leave me alone. :)

GABI: ugh

GABI: you were blessed with an insanely beautiful face. i hate it.

GABI: so mean to me :( i give you nothin but love and this is what i get??? i see how it is...

GABI: you're........ cold? it's hotter than the devils vagina outside wtf

IN MEMORY OF NAYA RIVERA

Naya Rivera was a mom, a sister, a daughter. She was an actress, a singer, a writer, a model. She was a latina woman who went through a lot in this life. She was always vocal and open about important issues such as homophobia, racism, toxic relationships, sexism, motherhood, abortion. Her character in Glee was probably one of the most influential and important representations for the LGBTQ+ community and she always talked about how Santana was important for young LGBT people and how proud she was for being able to represent something good. If Santana ever helped you, Naya was so proud of that and of you. She changed lives.

Thank you, Naya. You’ll be remembered and missed.