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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
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forensicbec · 11 hours
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo
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forensicbec · 11 hours
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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
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forensicbec · 11 hours
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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
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talking to strangers online was the best decision i ever made reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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forensicbec · 12 hours
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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