some people on tumblr are really like "of course i love female characters! which is why i ship this girlboss and malewife. men get pegged by powerful woman! i'm calling this m/f ship yuri. this canonically male character is a woman to me but not in a transfem way and i'm not exploring it further. yeah i love lesbians uhhh i'll headcanon background character #9 as a lesbian because she doesn't get in the way of my ship. lol ew why do you ship blorba and blorbette together when blorbette is canonically married to a man? no i don't actually have a favorite female character because all fictional women are poorly written!"

im not a nationalist unless its germans saying DÖNER was invented in germany. then im most definitely a nationalist

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

if im one thing im a hater

love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen

had an omg i don’t wanna know what’s happening in their lives and i don’t want them to know what’s happening in my life moment again time to deactivate instagram

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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