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floofybirb ยท 12 days
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ok hi usually i dont post these kinda things but
recently theres been a discord scam going around and i havent seeeeen anyone bring it up? nor was i able to find a lot of info online about it
essentially, the scammer (using the account of someone youโ€™ve friended OR someone in a server your in) will approach you and tell you that theyve falsely reported you + that your account could be deleted if you dont appeal to discord. this is the message that was sent to me v
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and this is a version sent to my friend (the same email screenshot was also included after this message) v
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once you reach out to the user listed in the email, theyโ€™ll ask you to fill out your information, then boot you from the account. by that point they will have access your account and will more than likely use it to spread to more people
as shown the scam itself tends to have some variety- not all of its gonna be word for word, exactly the same- so be careful! if you suspect someone you know has been caught up in the scam, be sure to block and to reach out on other platforms if possible.
stay safe !
(bonus- a closer up of the email + some scam advice from a friend)
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(scam advice from friend)
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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It's been two weeks since Applejack's family fled alongside the other ponies of Ponyville. She's been roaming the acreage for three days on end and she currently has only one good leg left for bucking.
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Rainbow Dash may have been the first of the mane six to be infected as her need for speed was core to her personality. As a result, little moments of impatience or rushing ponies went unnoticed. Rainbow was diagnosed despite her denial during her back-to-back racing episodes.
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Fluttershy has reclused herself within the Everfree Forest to tend to maximize her caretaking. She has succumbed to her Timberwolf injuries.
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Rarity has become a shut-in and uses her artistic expression to cope. Her memories of her friends have been replaced with nonsensical sewing bursts which will inevitably be thrown into the pile of duds. Ponyville is roughly 80% evacuated at this point in time.
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Pinkie Pie has to withstand the smell of Mr. and Mrs. Cakes as she dances once again for a fourth night. The couple has passed ever since Pinkie started showing symptoms. No pony is left to intervene.
Please follow the creator of this category in the infection AU trend! https://instagram.com/randomartmari/
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Don't stop talking about Palestine
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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And Iโ€™ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Mane 6 - sharpycharot
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a rose by any other name - Submitted by spookuscaru
#2F2D2E #41292C #792359 #D72483 #FD3E81
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.ย  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict
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Reblogs and replies got disabled, surprise surprise.
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Reblog while you still can.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY
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Iโ€™m proud to identify as morosexual. Iโ€™m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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the notes are broken ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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