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flintdibble · 2 months
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One day the truth will come out...
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and people wonder why archaeologists point out how pseudoarchaeology robs heritage from other people
obviously to this person, the older 'civilization' who built the sphinx and the pyramids weren't even Egyptians...
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flintdibble · 2 months
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The Top 6 Penis Bones in Archaeology
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Video on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/h3I9ny2O8XI
It's got dickbones, non-dickbones, cool archaeology, paleontology, and biology, some more wangs, and a few jokes. Check it out and share it with friends!
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flintdibble · 4 months
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it's bacula time
The Top 6 Penis Bones in Archaeology
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Video on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/h3I9ny2O8XI
It's got dickbones, non-dickbones, cool archaeology, paleontology, and biology, some more wangs, and a few jokes. Check it out and share it with friends!
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flintdibble · 4 months
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The Top 6 Penis Bones in Archaeology
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Video on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/h3I9ny2O8XI
It's got dickbones, non-dickbones, cool archaeology, paleontology, and biology, some more wangs, and a few jokes. Check it out and share it with friends!
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flintdibble · 8 months
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New video! The Geoarchaeology of the Sphinx with Bob Schneiker & Dan Fallu
A great chat that revolves around, but doesn't focus on the Sphinx erosion. Some cool visuals too, I'm fond of the older images of the Sphinx we included
Link: youtu.be/seBTJKIvSfM
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flintdibble · 8 months
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The Yasmina Dog
For #InternationalDogDay check out the story of the coolest lil' ancient Roman dog
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flintdibble · 8 months
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When you hear people claim that the pyramids weren't tombs but granaries, you can always point out that these were what 4th dynasty Egyptian grain silos looked like (my photo, Ashmolean Museum)
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flintdibble · 9 months
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Jens Notroff Explains the Secrets of Göbekli Tepe
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flintdibble · 9 months
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I'm sorry to all paleoanthropologists. But it's true!
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flintdibble · 9 months
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When it comes to ancient art, you just need to walk all the way around to the rear to tell if the sculptor wanted to show off the derriere
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#DailyArchaeology (my pic, Ashmolean Museum)
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flintdibble · 9 months
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Today's #DailyArchaeology is about two of my favs: music & animals
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Notice the musical instrument that Apollo's holding on this cup from Delphi
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It's a tortoise-shell lyre, similar to this ceramic one, imitating a tortoise-shell in The British Museum (bought from the infamous Elgin)
Photograph of the painted kylix from Delphi by Fingalo, on wikimedia: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Apollo_black_bird_AM_Delphi_8140.jpg
Photograph of the ceramic tortoise-shell lyre: https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o
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flintdibble · 11 months
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The idea that archaeology is all about 'discovery' is bullshit. Good archaeology is about accurate recording, analysis, and pattern recognition
Discovery comes down to chance, and many of the greatest discoveries were made by the worst archaeologists
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flintdibble · 11 months
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i think we need to bring back the greek and roman unswept floor mosaic. if i cant decorate my floor with a silly little food scraps and perhaps throw in a little mosaic mouse stealing a snack then whats the POINT
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flintdibble · 11 months
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Tired: Göbekli Tepe was built by aliens from another planet
Wired: Göbekli Tepe points towards the cataclysmic destruction of a lost, Ice Age civilization
Inspired:
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flintdibble · 11 months
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Seen the news about the Homo naledi burials from several hundred thousand years ago?
Check out 'Homo Naledi Burial? A Public Peer Review of the Evidence'
In honor of my dad, Harold Dibble
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flintdibble · 11 months
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The Top 10 Things Archaeologists Can't Explain
10) How do we define ritual?
9) Why am I dirtier than the trench?
8) I checked out her profile, why can't I date this pot?
7) Should I lick this stone?
6) What's the difference between a rock and a stone?
5) Who the heck still spells it archeology?
4) What would Indy do? (do the opposite)
3) Why am I sweeping dirt off of dirt?
2) Do people seriously believe in ancient aliens?
1) Who farted in the trench?
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flintdibble · 11 months
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Terry Pratchett taking on pseudoarchaeology pyramid facts way back in 1986 (from The Light Fantastic)
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