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flergblerg · 8 hours
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WAIT A MINUTE?!?!?!
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flergblerg · 20 hours
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I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example
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Stonehenge
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Is right next to a busy road
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The Pyramids of Giza
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Are at the outskirts of Cairo
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Niagara Falls
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Are part of the town of the same name
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And Agrippa’s Pantheon
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Is crammed inside downtown Rome
It just so interesting to notice.
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flergblerg · 6 days
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Nic and Luke being asked what they did to build chemistry between them and Nic answering with “Oh, we just stopped repressing it.” is INSANE DO YALL KNOW WE’RE UNSTABLE AS IT IS
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flergblerg · 6 days
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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
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flergblerg · 8 days
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flergblerg · 8 days
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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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flergblerg · 8 days
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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.
Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.
Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.
Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.
You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.
Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.
Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.
Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.
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flergblerg · 8 days
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Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!
T – Is it Terrible? H – Is it Horny? I – Is it Ignorant? N – Is it Nautically themed? K – Is it Kringe?
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flergblerg · 8 days
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“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”
— Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams (via themedicalstate)
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flergblerg · 14 days
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Omg AI women being used by creepy lonely men is just gonna be horrifyingly detrimental to our society but at the same time, I’m glad that these men have another outlet to abuse AI women instead of abusing real women with real feelings and the ability to feel human pain in real life
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flergblerg · 24 days
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we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or
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flergblerg · 25 days
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i think a lot of people would be happier if they viewed labels like homosexual and transgender as social technologies rather than identities
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flergblerg · 26 days
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mike’s hard past couple of months
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flergblerg · 26 days
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At this point, Grey’s Anatomy is its own spin off show with the same name
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flergblerg · 28 days
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onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."
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flergblerg · 1 month
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id like to hold your hand for the rest of my life
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flergblerg · 1 month
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