"Chilshi doesn't make sense. It came out of left field."

BLASPHEMOUS

Before I watch the new episode everyone promise to be normal

Laios’s memory Vs. Shuro’s memory Delicious in Dungeon: “Harpy/Chimera”

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

making a lot of things at the moment but erm heres this guy 🤲

Wanna play a game? It’s called “How Many Ways TWN Has Messed Up”

It’s easy to play. You just list the biggest misstep you can think of. Unfortunately there is no winner. Only losing.

Replaced the LEAD

Geralt and Jaskier’s mountain fallout

Yennifer trying to sacrifice Ciri

Jaskier not aging over the course of decades

Vesemir trying to mutate Ciri

Eskel was a huge prick

Lambert was not

Eskel cosplayed Groot then died

Wolves ate the Grootskel instead of the usual funeral pyre

Only four Wolf Witchers remain. Who are all these people?

Coen isn’t a Griffin

Roach is a bay mare. Why does he have a black stallion(?)?

Kaer Morhen is very hard to get to and only the Witchers know the way. Unless they’re hosting a very drunken hooker party, because who cares about consent?

Please, feel free to continue on.

Spohgh

izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby

a head empty thought that spiraled ;;

when did this happen???

i remember reading a post on here awhile ago about jim and bones giving each other vulcan kisses because theyre used to doing it with spock but i forgot who said it 🙁

AN-TI-BO-DIES

doodless~

I wrote this dialogue right when i was about to fall asleep because i thought it was the best thing I had ever thought up. So, I woke up to this mastery and I knew I had to do my sleep-deprived self justice.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.