girl me too

brought some fruit for the potluck

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

AW cute! when Sonic tried to help knuckles

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

How that Sonic 3 cast reveal feels....

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

does 1 (one) task and i’m done for the rest of the day. productivity complete. life won. ignoring the twenty other tasks i need to do. got 99 problems and i’m ignoring them all.

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

mutuals post what’s in your bag idc if it’s boring ily

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

I was sooo good at dodging the gay allegations

lotion is a substance that exists to make your skin not feel gross and dry by making your skin feel gross and wet <3