Scar yawns like a cat, by which I mean that at first it looks cute, and then his mouth opens further, and further, and further, to reveal more and more sharp teeth, and then it starts to close again until it looks cute again, and then his grin returns.

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I'm convinced that all of the hermits are immortal in some way, whether that comes with their state, cleo being undead, they wanted it that way, doc with his experiments, it was totally by accident, like scar, accidentally running into a flower in the forest that gave him immortality, they were cursed with it, joe getting on the wrong side of witches, grian, given it by the watchers, it runs in the family, stress and false, was kidnapped and tested on, with immortality being one of the side effects, like X, mumbo accidentally drinking a potion of immortality, thinking it was tea, etho being well.. etho, no one knows and no one dares to ask him, gem being rewarded for it for her bravery, same with wells, but under different circumstances, skizz and impulse eating fruits off of a suspicious tree when they were kids, etc.

You get the idea, but it's just an unspoken thing that they can never permanently die.

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He just wanted to eat his food in peace!

we've got another pie victim fellas

You are step siblings with robo-Scar

SO MY DAD OWNS A SMALL TECH COMPANY THAT RENTS OUT ROBOTS AND I FINALLY SAW THE HERMITCRAFR CHARITY STREAM AND RECOGNISED THE ROBOT AND ASKED MY FATHER IF IT WAS HIS AND HE SAID YES

MY FATHER OWNS THE ROBOT USED IN THE CHARITY STREAM TODAY

Zed: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night...

X: You could have said ANYTHING else.

Tango: Fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.

X:

i don't believe the mailman exists, it HAS to be our parents who bring us packages and letters there's no way for one guy to do all that

Felt like we were riding the train right on the water

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

if we were trapped in the timeloop together would you kill me during sex for real

Uh robot desert duo

they don’t have names yet please help

Osiria, Valentina Minayeva || 30 units (3.00 x 15.00, 1:5) || Instructions

A boy can dream, can't he?

Hippity hoppity, I call this spell destruction of property.

Grain and Joel destroyed Xb's base. Iskall destroyed Wels's trust.

i will say going from grian and joels minecraft videos where they just went balls to the wall 74 tnt leaving a fucking moon sized crater versus going to iskalls where he's using five and asking ren and beef to make sure they're okay with this, as he can't unrig it and it'll leave a crater is just so funny. iskall's being so careful to make sure they understand the consequences of their actions and grian and joel are like GO GO GO GO GO IF THIS DOESN'T KILL HIM WE WILL JUST USE A CONSTANTLY EXPANDING NUMBER OF TNT GOD IS DEAD AND WE BLEW HIM THE FUCK UP

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

Based and Unabomber pilled

obsessed with how Scar's first thought about the mailbox is to contemplate the possibility of sending bombs to his friends via postal service