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Rosalyn: Cyrus would throw himself infront of a car for you
Andrew: Cyrus would throw himself infront of a car for fun
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*Andrew and Kya sitting in jail together*
Andrew: So who do we call?
Kya: i’d call Rosa but i feel safer in jail
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Kya: oh and btw we’re out of milk
Andrew: Kya you dont live here
Andrew: go home
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January: we have no idea how many stars there are
Kya: I think there are 7.
January: …no there are more than 7
Kya: You just said we have no idea
January: we know there are more than 7
Kya: Well apparently you’re a liar so im even more convinced its 7.
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Text message from Cyrus: I just used the voice to text thing and its really cool, even now i am typing without lifting a finger Hey Cyrus is a hotdog a sandwich Leave me the fuck alone January
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Cyrus, in the hospital after sacrificing himself, reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, January”
Cyrus: “Get well soon, Cy, lots of love, Andrew” [followed by flowers and a baloon)
Cyrus: “Just because you didnt get killed in the mission doesnt mean i wont finish the job. Love, Rosa”
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Kya *bursts in*: MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE
Andrew, without looking up from his game: what kind of dog was it?
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Villain, standing with his back turned: Ive been expecting you, January.
January: How did you do that without turning around?
Villain: ….To be perfectly honest the first people i did that to were not you
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Rosalyn, on the phone: Cyrus, where are you exactly?
Cyrus: i got lost
Rosalyn: yeah but can you tell me maybe a street name
Cyrus: Im by a cloud that looks like a lion
Rosalyn: i need u to be more specific
Cyrus: Simba.
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Andrew: so thats my plan
January: are you alright with constructive criticism.
Andrew: no go ahead i want to hear it
January: it fucking sucks
Andrew: Thats not constructive criticism
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Kya; Heres a fun christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing we have to fight whoever else is under it
Rosalyn: Kya no
Andrew: mistlefoe
Cyrus: please please stop encouraging her
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January: we need to get though this locked door- Andrew, give me youe credit card.
Andrew: Here
January, pocketing it: Thanks. Kya, kick down the door
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January: i need you to come and meet me, and i need you to come alone
Kya: And i need you to be less vague and weird
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Rosalyn: how do you cope with your trauma
Andrew: the trick is to play Queen music loudsr than your thoughts
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Kya: please no i love you
Rosalyn: im so sorry i have to
Kya: please, im begging you. After all we have been through together?
Rosalyn: im sorry
Rosalyn: [places +4 card]
Rosalyn: uno
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Andrew: you’re not coming to my tea party?
Rosalyn: well i-
a raging Andrew: rosalyn I MADE BISCUITS
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