”my ship kissed!” “my ship help hands!”

my ship became clones together after dying in “lava”

The meaning of Christmas:

ITS DECEMBER 10TH.

By the way guys, if two community character wear matching outfits more than once, it means they're in love. I didn't make this up, it's actually a part of greendale lore

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay?? I love butt stuff?? I hate spiders?? I stole a pen from the bank??? I cried during About a Boy... the soundtrack??? I don't wash my hands before surgery?? I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him?? I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the Internet at the drop of a hat??? I know nothing about wine?? I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie?? I just want to know they feel comfortable??? I didn't get Inception??? I DIDN'T GET INCEPTION???

happy december 9th.

do I even have to say who this reminds me of

”I’m gay” “I’m straight” Okay??? I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say?? Your checks will arrive on another day??? Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar?? Another stuffed shirt with another white collar?? Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie, All the black man gets a plate of white lies?? Prisons recruitin' and police be shootin', Rap artists lootin' and the labels are dilutin' and BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED OF ME??? ‘Cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free??? LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT, HAHAHA???

happy birthday to the best character there is

sometimes i think about like. what actually stops us from assuming trobed as canon. i mean. they get all the show's most romantic moments ("i love you" "i know", valentines, dramatic goodbyes), they are refered to as each other's boyfriends MULTIPLE TIMES and it is never denied, they get jealous of each other when one is in a romantic or otherwise close entanglement with someone else. they obviously hold each other in the highest possible regard. i mean, there is simply so much. do they have to say it, for it to have been canon? did they need a confession, or a kiss? i would have liked to see it but my point is there are so many context clues making it so that i think it's acceptable to assume the relationship as canon.

“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

abed definitely has letterboxd and opens it immediately after watching something

my want for the community movie is for abed to have a letterboxd

The community fandom has a bunch of different varied opinions on everything, but we can all come together to agree that Buzz Hickey should be hit with a sledgehammer repeatedly

cold milk, hot cookies, decorative plates!

"i'm straight" "im gay" okay?? and i can't stay?? because if i stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. wherever a party needs to be saved, i'm there. wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, i'm there. but sometimes i'm not because i'm out in the night, staying vigilant, watching. lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. no, i can't sleep. you sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. am i bird? no. i'm a bat. I am batman. or am i? yes, I am batman.

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever