Love, beauty and fun. I hope so.
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same.
Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)
Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”
My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”
Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”
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my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
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Bird dad saves hatchling from falling out of the nest.
Chris Evans laughing so hard he almost falls off his chair. (x)
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I want to be famous so that people will draw incredible/disturbing fan-art of me, but i also don’t want to be famous because that means i would have to put in effort that i don’t have.
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*tips fedora* M’bun
I pray my death be swift and true.
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Puppy ends the terror spree of the notorious Florida man.
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