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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
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Top: a review of Mario Party 3 in a 2001 issue of the Brazilian Nintendo World magazine combined two unrelated renders of Daisy playing baseball and Luigi being hurt by a Spiny Shell for humorous effect, producing an illustration where Daisy appears to hit Luigi with a baseball bat.
Bottom: the two original renders, for reference.
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having allergies is so dumb. like yeah you can easily poison me by grinding up a nut you can buy at the grocery store into my food and i probably wouldn't notice until I've eaten the whole thing. i would be a terrible medieval king. assassination by walnut
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when my girlfriend was over and we finished washing up the dishes i handed them the dirty towels and said like "throw these down the hatch for me?" and she was like "???" and i realized i forgot to tell them about the hatch and where it was, and i also realized most houses don't have this
in the upstairs hallway you just open up a little hatch door and it reveals a hole through the floor that goes downstairs where the washing machine is, so all dirty laundry just gets thrown down there and lands in a hamper put underneath the hole. my grandparents built this house so they had it set up like that
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i dont know if the cheese was worth it
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overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light
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farcille but it's that one madoka x homura comic on pinterest
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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life
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>be me
>open tumblr in public
>falin's tits
>frantically close tumblr
>open twitter
>falin's tits again
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People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.
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