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firekick · 1 year
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blows the dust and cobwebs off of my blog
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firekick · 2 years
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     QUIET  MOUNTAIN  !rp  prompts  from  my  best  friend  and  I’s  silly  sitcom  rps  .  feel  free  to  change  tense  /  pronouns  .
I  can  turn  her  into  origami  with  enough  pull  .
they’re  not  going  to  let  me  get  away  with  building  another  one  .
I  can  think  of  a  few  people  I  wish  we  could  uninvite  .
I  have  to  get  out  of  this  town  .
not  you  ,  asshole  .
we  can  afford  that  ?
do  I  look  nice  ?  time  sensitive  question  .
I  told  them  I’m  dying  .  they  don’t  need  to  know  I’m  already  dead  ,  right  ?
his  hands  are  freakishly  big  .
I  don’t  like  them  ,  honey  .
he’s  of  impressive  stature  .
can  you  deliver  exorcisms  ?
do  you  detest  me  ?
if  you  like  ,  I  can  bring  up  the  wikipedia  page  for  psychological  projection  again  .
yous  looks  like  a  widdle  piss  baby  !
it’s  rabbit  day  ,  and  WE  are  the  rabbits  .
I’ve  been  like  this  for  23  years  .
what’s  confusing  me  is  he  did  something  for  someone  .  .  .  willingly  ?  out  of  the  kindness  of  his  heart  ?
I’m  sad  to  say  [ name ]  is  not  in  hell  .
it’s  been  renovated  into  a  gamestop  .
who  puts  a  gamestop  in  the  middle  of  a  residential  street  ?!
hey  !  this  is  my  victim  !
was  [ name ]  human  ?  is  that  something  we  have  solidified  proof  of  ?
plus  ,  I’m  legally  dead  .
good  -  hearted  losers  who  won’t  submit  to  your  evil  whims  are  so  annoying  .
you  are  egotistical  and  unlikeable  .
I  will  NOT  be  attending  therapy  .
SOME  of  us  had  to  work  hard  for  our  immortality  .
fairytales  are  pathetic  .  if  I  were  the  little  mermaid  I  would  plunge  a  dagger  deep  into  [ partner’s ]  heart  for  my  life  without  hesitation  .
my  therapist  quit  after  I  told  her  I  was  half  -  god  .
I  was  in  hell  for  uh  .  .  .  hmm  .  .  .
It  can’t  be  too  difficult  to  outsmart  the  devil  .
I  dunno  what  y'mean  ,  mister  .  sorry  .
that  was  [ name ]  ,  he’s  uh  ,  not  very  nice  .
he  lol’d  me  !
haha  .  I  was  not  born  .
I  am  learning  that  I  am  ’ important ’  and  ’ valuable ’  thanks  to  [ someone’s name ]’s  books  on  self  -  care  .
thank  you  .  I’ll  find  you  a  new  worm  in  return  .
is  that  vintage  ?  what  is  that  ?
he  can’t  reach  the  doorknob  .  .  .
I  will  not  be  helping  your  ’ clout ’  scam  .
I  did  make  us  a  cake  !  it’s  in  the  shape  of  a  heart  .  .  .  I  think  ?  um  ,  it’s  looks  a  LITTLE  like  texas  .
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firekick · 2 years
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this is the most movie of all time
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lorde - hard feelings/loveless
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utah good
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i am literally sitting in west’s bedroom rn and he went ‘i just got really excited to see you online on discord’
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oh look, we found where liu lives :)
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I AM WORKING ON BEING KINDER WHEN I AM HURT.
the-poetic-boy / paige lewis / safia elhillo / nutnoce / jane rule / carole maso / anne carson, edit by heavensghost
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Cecil Castellucci, First Day on Earth
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west is high so i’m gaslighting him
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we put west in the clown zone
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—Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz, tr. by Judith Thurman, from "She Satisfies A Fear with the Rhetoric Tears,"
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west won’t let johnny say pog
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me vc he can’t go to therapy! his therapy is coming home every day to a small dog named fucking DUNKACCINO, who keeps him from KILLING HIMSELF
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S: ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT PROMPTS.
inspired from five nights at freddy’s: ultimate custom night. as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!
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play with fire, and sometimes you get burned.
i am the fearful reflection of what you have created.
i’m not gonna let that happen.
i hope you enjoyed the grand finale.
it was actually quite pathetic.
that’s gonna leave a mark.
even monkeys fall from trees.
i’m not afraid of you, not anymore.
the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.
let me make room for you…
i could hear you breathing.
don’t be afraid.
so much more spacious in here!
you and i will be making music together for a long, long time!
i guess you forgot about me.
don’t get distracted!
wanna see the scooping room?
i will never let you leave
flash that light all you want, it can’t save you now.
don’t be shy.
you knew i’d get you eventually.
time for your controlled shock.
we know who our friends are, and you are not one of them.
seeing you powerless is like music to me.“
so good to see you again, my truest friend.
you were always destined to fail.
i am remade, but not by you, by the one you should not have killed.
that’ll teach you for trying to trick this old bird!
everyone underestimates me, but then they turn their back, and i’m like ‘boo!’ and they’re like ‘aaauugh!’
this is a nightmare that you won’t wake from.
i’m ready for my close up!
i can’t run like i used to, but i can pull myself apart just fine.
i’ll make slivers out of you!
hey! hey! i want to tell you something!
i don’t hate you, but you need to stay out of my way.
i’ve been looking for you, and now i will never let you go.
the others are under my protection.
i consider it a dignified death.
time to face the consequences of your failure.
you won’t die, but you’ll wish you could.
it’s time to take your final bow!
why do you hide inside these walls?
did things get really hot in here, or is it just me?
let me put you back together, then take you apart all over again.
there is room for one more.
shh…
i don’t get out much, so you’ll have to forgive my enthusiasm.
i’m sorry, but there was never enough room on this stage for both of us.
is it me trapped? or is it you?
today is all about me, me, me!
i will hold you here, i will keep you here.
if you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
let’s taste death again and again and again.
he tried to release you, he tried to release us.
come closer, let’s smile together.
when i’m here, you play by my rules!
now your life must end!
that game was totally rigged!
smile!
this time, there’s more than an illusion to fear.
i have always been hiding in your shadow.
psst! hey! over here! get closer!
i never thought i’d make it to that vent.
if i get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
you won’t get tired of my voice… will you?
you won’t get tired of dying, will you?
i’ll add a new problem to your night.
excuse me, can you come a little closer?
greetings from the fire.
the shadow fears me.
come and burn with me!
soon you’ll be just like me.
looks like something bad happened.
psst! i have something to tell you!
this is how it feels, and now you get to experience it over, and over, and over again forever.
that’s what you get for leaving me hanging!
let’s go somewhere more private…
we’ve only just begun.
i was just waiting for you to drop your guard!
i may stay awhile.
i may be missing a face, but even i could see this coming.
you and i don’t get to talk as often as i’d like!
i may not like wet floors, but the smell of fresh meat is just too enticing.
what a gift to relish, a victim that can’t perish.
the talented hawk hides his claws.
what can i do for ya?
i know how much you like to fight.
hey! down here! hello! i wanted to ask you something. it’s something really important!
you never stood a chance!
help me count my teeth.
it’s the sweet, sweet sound of your eternal silence.
hey! keep it down, would ya?
how may i be of service to ya?
i will vomit you back to relieve your horror.
it seems you couldn’t make it to my show, so i brought the show to you!
stranger danger!
say cheese!
let’s see how many pieces i can cut you into.
please deposit five coins.
never underestimate the cunning of a pirate.
you will not be spared. you will not be saved.
let’s see how many times you can be pulled apart!
showtimes are on the hour, not a minute before, and not a minute later!
i wanted to wait until just the right moment to drop in.
admit it: you wanted to let me in.
i’m gonna do a sneaky thing.
what did you think of my act?
a performance was demanded of me, and now i have delivered.
it’s so much more fun hanging out in here with you.
he’s here, and always watching, the one you shouldn’t have killed.
why so blue?
i always come back!
this time, death cannot save you.
ya win some, ya lose some.”
don’t you come back now, y'hear!?
now i get to play take-apart-and-put-back-together!
i have seen him.
where’s my beak?… lodged in your forehead, of course.
i am given flesh, to be your tormentor.
i recognize you.
i’m so glad that i found you.
the others are like animals, but i am very aware.
what is this new prison>
thank you for depositing five coins.
i’ll never let you rest
you won’t feel a thing…
a song was requested of me, and now i sing it!
it will all be over soon.
the fire within me burns eternal, and now you shall as well.
let me show you how to break your face and look like me.
i am your wickedness made of flesh.
no light can save you now.
now is my time to shine!
looks like you’re the one that slipped up this time!
uh-oh! how unfortunate.
i assure you, i am very real.
you’re not so big, just a bite-sized morsel.
might as well face the facts.
you blinked.
these are strange circumstances that have brought us together.
thought you could fool me with that sign, but i was too smart for ya!
i am here to claim what is left of you.
i am a burning reminder of your misdeeds!
you turn your back for one second and i’m like 'wha-shoom!’ ninja skills!
it’s not my fault!
there just isn’t room in here for both of us.
the nightmare is just beginning.
don’t you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters?
i bet you weren’t expecting me, were ya?
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firekick · 2 years
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me: liu, i’m not asking you, i’m telling you, to take a fucking xanax
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