QUIET MOUNTAIN !rp prompts from my best friend and I’s silly sitcom rps . feel free to change tense / pronouns .
I can turn her into origami with enough pull .
they’re not going to let me get away with building another one .
I can think of a few people I wish we could uninvite .
I have to get out of this town .
not you , asshole .
we can afford that ?
do I look nice ? time sensitive question .
I told them I’m dying . they don’t need to know I’m already dead , right ?
his hands are freakishly big .
I don’t like them , honey .
he’s of impressive stature .
can you deliver exorcisms ?
do you detest me ?
if you like , I can bring up the wikipedia page for psychological projection again .
yous looks like a widdle piss baby !
it’s rabbit day , and WE are the rabbits .
I’ve been like this for 23 years .
what’s confusing me is he did something for someone . . . willingly ? out of the kindness of his heart ?
I’m sad to say [ name ] is not in hell .
it’s been renovated into a gamestop .
who puts a gamestop in the middle of a residential street ?!
hey ! this is my victim !
was [ name ] human ? is that something we have solidified proof of ?
plus , I’m legally dead .
good - hearted losers who won’t submit to your evil whims are so annoying .
you are egotistical and unlikeable .
I will NOT be attending therapy .
SOME of us had to work hard for our immortality .
fairytales are pathetic . if I were the little mermaid I would plunge a dagger deep into [ partner’s ] heart for my life without hesitation .
my therapist quit after I told her I was half - god .
I was in hell for uh . . . hmm . . .
It can’t be too difficult to outsmart the devil .
I dunno what y'mean , mister . sorry .
that was [ name ] , he’s uh , not very nice .
he lol’d me !
haha . I was not born .
I am learning that I am ’ important ’ and ’ valuable ’ thanks to [ someone’s name ]’s books on self - care .
thank you . I’ll find you a new worm in return .
is that vintage ? what is that ?
he can’t reach the doorknob . . .
I will not be helping your ’ clout ’ scam .
I did make us a cake ! it’s in the shape of a heart . . . I think ? um , it’s looks a LITTLE like texas .
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S: ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT PROMPTS.
inspired from five nights at freddy’s: ultimate custom night. as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!
play with fire, and sometimes you get burned.
i am the fearful reflection of what you have created.
i’m not gonna let that happen.
i hope you enjoyed the grand finale.
it was actually quite pathetic.
that’s gonna leave a mark.
even monkeys fall from trees.
i’m not afraid of you, not anymore.
the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.
let me make room for you…
i could hear you breathing.
don’t be afraid.
so much more spacious in here!
you and i will be making music together for a long, long time!
i guess you forgot about me.
don’t get distracted!
wanna see the scooping room?
i will never let you leave
flash that light all you want, it can’t save you now.
don’t be shy.
you knew i’d get you eventually.
time for your controlled shock.
we know who our friends are, and you are not one of them.
seeing you powerless is like music to me.“
so good to see you again, my truest friend.
you were always destined to fail.
i am remade, but not by you, by the one you should not have killed.
that’ll teach you for trying to trick this old bird!
everyone underestimates me, but then they turn their back, and i’m like ‘boo!’ and they’re like ‘aaauugh!’
this is a nightmare that you won’t wake from.
i’m ready for my close up!
i can’t run like i used to, but i can pull myself apart just fine.
i’ll make slivers out of you!
hey! hey! i want to tell you something!
i don’t hate you, but you need to stay out of my way.
i’ve been looking for you, and now i will never let you go.
the others are under my protection.
i consider it a dignified death.
time to face the consequences of your failure.
you won’t die, but you’ll wish you could.
it’s time to take your final bow!
why do you hide inside these walls?
did things get really hot in here, or is it just me?
let me put you back together, then take you apart all over again.
there is room for one more.
shh…
i don’t get out much, so you’ll have to forgive my enthusiasm.
i’m sorry, but there was never enough room on this stage for both of us.
is it me trapped? or is it you?
today is all about me, me, me!
i will hold you here, i will keep you here.
if you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
let’s taste death again and again and again.
he tried to release you, he tried to release us.
come closer, let’s smile together.
when i’m here, you play by my rules!
now your life must end!
that game was totally rigged!
smile!
this time, there’s more than an illusion to fear.
i have always been hiding in your shadow.
psst! hey! over here! get closer!
i never thought i’d make it to that vent.
if i get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
you won’t get tired of my voice… will you?
you won’t get tired of dying, will you?
i’ll add a new problem to your night.
excuse me, can you come a little closer?
greetings from the fire.
the shadow fears me.
come and burn with me!
soon you’ll be just like me.
looks like something bad happened.
psst! i have something to tell you!
this is how it feels, and now you get to experience it over, and over, and over again forever.
that’s what you get for leaving me hanging!
let’s go somewhere more private…
we’ve only just begun.
i was just waiting for you to drop your guard!
i may stay awhile.
i may be missing a face, but even i could see this coming.
you and i don’t get to talk as often as i’d like!
i may not like wet floors, but the smell of fresh meat is just too enticing.
what a gift to relish, a victim that can’t perish.
the talented hawk hides his claws.
what can i do for ya?
i know how much you like to fight.
hey! down here! hello! i wanted to ask you something. it’s something really important!
you never stood a chance!
help me count my teeth.
it’s the sweet, sweet sound of your eternal silence.
hey! keep it down, would ya?
how may i be of service to ya?
i will vomit you back to relieve your horror.
it seems you couldn’t make it to my show, so i brought the show to you!
stranger danger!
say cheese!
let’s see how many pieces i can cut you into.
please deposit five coins.
never underestimate the cunning of a pirate.
you will not be spared. you will not be saved.
let’s see how many times you can be pulled apart!
showtimes are on the hour, not a minute before, and not a minute later!
i wanted to wait until just the right moment to drop in.
admit it: you wanted to let me in.
i’m gonna do a sneaky thing.
what did you think of my act?
a performance was demanded of me, and now i have delivered.
it’s so much more fun hanging out in here with you.
he’s here, and always watching, the one you shouldn’t have killed.
why so blue?
i always come back!
this time, death cannot save you.
ya win some, ya lose some.”
don’t you come back now, y'hear!?
now i get to play take-apart-and-put-back-together!
i have seen him.
where’s my beak?… lodged in your forehead, of course.
i am given flesh, to be your tormentor.
i recognize you.
i’m so glad that i found you.
the others are like animals, but i am very aware.
what is this new prison>
thank you for depositing five coins.
i’ll never let you rest
you won’t feel a thing…
a song was requested of me, and now i sing it!
it will all be over soon.
the fire within me burns eternal, and now you shall as well.
let me show you how to break your face and look like me.
i am your wickedness made of flesh.
no light can save you now.
now is my time to shine!
looks like you’re the one that slipped up this time!
uh-oh! how unfortunate.
i assure you, i am very real.
you’re not so big, just a bite-sized morsel.
might as well face the facts.
you blinked.
these are strange circumstances that have brought us together.
thought you could fool me with that sign, but i was too smart for ya!
i am here to claim what is left of you.
i am a burning reminder of your misdeeds!
you turn your back for one second and i’m like 'wha-shoom!’ ninja skills!
it’s not my fault!
there just isn’t room in here for both of us.
the nightmare is just beginning.
don’t you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters?
i bet you weren’t expecting me, were ya?
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