hggghhhhh
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new sweater! ♡
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marble bread: this cookie is a weirdo
timekeeper: look at how much plastic i can eat
look at how much plastic they can eat
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My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.
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twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand
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waiter!! waiter!! more tbd agents in flashy historical costumes please
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do NOT eat marble bread you will get so much food poisoning
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bulbersor :)
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So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals
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EVERYBODY HOLD UP I JUST TOOK THE BEST PICTURE OF MY BOY
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waiter!! waiter!! more tbd agents in flashy historical costumes please
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string gummy cinderella in uranium glass slippers
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I've stumbled upon this little... "sketch" in my files
Time to share it then!
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PRAYERS ANSWERED WE GET DOZER CONTENT TODAY
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meet croissant, the time traveller who has time blindness, is scared of repeating her past, and who is terrified of her future
get this poor thing on some adhd meds it’ll fix like. 50% of her problems
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i wanna draw croissant in their masquerade dress they look REALLY good in emerald green
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