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filthy-kaoss · 15 hours
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Tony accidentally posts a picture of Peter deepthroating him
He didn’t mean to so obviously he wants to take it down when he finally notices. But by then the social media site has already blocked the picture for violating the terms because it’s “showing male genitalia”
Which enrages Tony
Did he accidentally post it? Yes. Was he just about to delete it? Yes. But now he’s furious because technically there are no genitals to be seen anywhere in the photo. There’s just Peter’s obscenely stretched lips and a part of Tony’s stomach
His dick is completely vanished inside of Peter so Tony being the pedantic ass he is immediately changes plans and instead challenges the ruling of blocking the picture
Does Tony actually care about the picture staying posted? Definitely not. But he’s nothing if not a little shit so he keeps mentioning the technicality until the site eventually has to change their entire terms of use because technically Tony’s right
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filthy-kaoss · 3 days
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Thor knows he shouldn’t be watching.
It’s rude, for one thing, and Loki would be humiliated and furious if he caught him looking, and, oh yeah, Loki’s his damn cousin, and that makes it even worse but also – also kind of hotter.
Not that it gets much hotter than watching Loki fuck himself with a dildo, knees trembling, tiny black panties tangled around his thighs.
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filthy-kaoss · 4 days
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Barista Tony flirting with the cute college student that stops by his coffee shop each day
@starkerfestivals Extended AUpril: Coffee Shop card below
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filthy-kaoss · 4 days
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The avengers see Tony and Peter together and they’re like “oh god Tony. Please tell me you’re not fucking this boy”
And eventually when they find out Peter is Spider-Man they have the sudden change of perspective and go to “oh god Tony. Please tell me you’re fucking this boy and he’s not actually the masked vigilante we tried to kill in a fight”
And Tony is just… “well. He is Spider-Man and I am fucking him. So tough luck”
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filthy-kaoss · 5 days
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Tony and Peter start a secret relationship and it’s not necessarily obvious to everyone that they’re in a relationship. But everyone notices that Tony is infinitely more relaxed and happy
The first time Rhodey visits Tony and sees this change he tells him “I don’t know why you don’t want to tell me but whatever makes you this happy, keep it. No matter what it is”
When Rhodey sees Tony and Peter together for the first time he immediately knows what makes Tony happy. And he wants to object to it. He really does. But he’s never seen Tony this happy in all his life and he just can’t take that away
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filthy-kaoss · 7 days
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A soulmate au where the first words you say to your mate is tattooed on their skin, words can change if the meeting is postponed or delayed.
Tony grew up with the words "Dr. Stark, it is an honor to meet you. I read your latest paper!" On his arm. It was never a question that he would get his doctorate. It gave him motivation when school was boring. It made him stay invested in being active in the scientific community after Ironman. He didn't even realize that the words had changed until after all the bots had been handled. Just another reason to hate Justin Hammer, his bullshit with Vanko stopped him from meeting his mate!
"It's you!" Replaced his old words, so he will meet but in ths future but he couldn't help feeling bitter.
Peter had, "God you're cute" On his finger most his life. He wondered about the type of person that says that first thing. Was it a cat call? Would they know I'm their mate? Whenever he felt insecure he remembered his mate will like him and it makes him feel better.
"Thanks for the assist spidey" appears after the expo and it doesn't make sense, not for a few months until the field trip...
Doom bots are super annoying, but it is pretty cool working with the Avengers. As we wrap up and restrain the last of them Iron man touches down near him and calls out" Thanks for the assist spidey " And Peter almost blurts out the first thing that comes to mind but hulk roars startling everyone for and giving peter a moment to think.
Deciding to be bold he walks over to Tony who has his face plate up. "You okay underoos?" Looking tony dead in his eye, Peter smirks and says, "Property of Mr. Peter Stark."
Tony isn't a genius for nothing so when he feels his arm burn and hears peter speak, he pulls back the gauntlet and laughs at the audacity! "Stark huh?"
"I'm playing the long game."
"God, you're cute!"
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filthy-kaoss · 7 days
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Tony staring contemplatively at Peter all through a meeting. When the meeting is over Peter finally notices and looks at him questioningly
Tony just blurts out “I think you should fuck me” in front of everyone else
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filthy-kaoss · 7 days
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I know this disrupts the traffic of DB asks (which I love btw), but [fic: ynyd]. Tony and Peter, how do you feel about potentially raising a kid together? Is this where Morgan somehow comes into play? I can't remember if Morgan was part of YNYD canon, and I'm guessing that Tony hasn't proposed to Peter yet.
Peter: Well, it's not that I don't like the idea of kids, but...
Tony: Kids might have to be off the table unless one of us invents the ability to be in two places at once.
Peter: Yeah. Both of us already have our hands really, really full between job/school stuff and superhero stuff and I know I don't want to give any of that up, and then-- I kind of feel like Clint has the right idea with keeping his family off the map, but it's not like we'd have that option, you know?
Tony: What Peter's dancing around saying is that if we had a kid, our name options may as well be 'Supervillain-Bait if it's a boy, Damsel-In-Distress if it's a girl.'
Peter: Yeahhhh. Maybe I'll feel different once I'm actually out of school and we get married and all that, but right now I just don't see it working.
Tony, quietly shooketh and delighted by Peter's casual assumption that they'll get married someday: ...Right.
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filthy-kaoss · 8 days
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What if Tony suddenly wakes up and gets Peter's powers and they test it out through fucking—
Tony being so overwhelmed by the heightened senses that he cums so fast just by Peter wrapping his fingers around his cock– but he still remains hard and Peter slowly eases him into controlling his orgasms with slow strokes.
Peter would enjoy making Tony cum several times before the older man just snaps and takes Peter, holding Peter down against the mattress with his new enhanced strength and Peter cums just by the sheer strength and manhandling Tony was doing to him.
If Tony thought Peter felt good around him back when he just human, then Peter around him with his new senses made his body go haywire, so much that he fills Peter so many times until the younger man is metaphorically holding a white flag, begging for mercy, overstimulated, brain dead, fucked out.
But does Tony stop? Of course, he doesn't. Peter feels too good to stop.
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filthy-kaoss · 8 days
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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era
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filthy-kaoss · 8 days
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Tony: I can give you both, baby boy.
Peter: *aggressively presses both buttons*
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filthy-kaoss · 9 days
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i present to you: hero!peter with strong morals running around to save people and change the world against SIM!tony who gets what he wants, at whatever cost.
one day, peter gets a knock on his door and opens it to see something he never thought he’d see—tony hurt and injured and damn near about to pass out.
the man gives him a wide-eyed look, breathes, “i didn’t know who else would help me,” before collapsing in peter’s arms.
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filthy-kaoss · 9 days
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post battle kiss
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filthy-kaoss · 9 days
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Obedience gets Tony going. Peter asking for things politely gets Tony going. Peter adding 'please' gets Tony going. He's such a weak man when it comes to his boy being so polite and pliant and soft and shy yet still asking things from him.
From the innocent ones,
"S-sir, I really want this new lego set..."
"S-Sir, there's this s-science convention I want to go to but- but I want you to come with me, please..."
"Yoou t-told me not to go out without your permission s-so I stayed until you c-called me back, sir..."
To the completely sexual ones,
"P-please! Please- daddy- please, can I cum d-daddy? Please?"
"Daddy, can I please suck on your cock w-while you work?"
"Can you please play w-with my c-cock, daddy?"
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filthy-kaoss · 10 days
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Peter would totally make a series of videos all starting with “you should never meet your heroes because you might find out…” and then continues them with a shot of Tony doing something Peter is (mildly) annoyed by
Some examples (feel free to continue with whatever you imagine):
“you should never meet your heroes because you might find out they leave their coffee cups everywhere” - accompanied by pictures of half-drunk or empty cups in the freezer, in the shower, in the car and so on
"you should never meet your heroes because you might find out they wear their socks during sex" - accompanied by a shot of them having sex that's on the news for a whole week
"you should never meet your heroes because you might find out they take up all the space in the bathroom" - accompanied by a video of thousand different beard and hair products all over the bathroom counter and cupboards
"you should never meet your heroes because you might find out they never fucking take care of themself" - accompanied by a video of Tony looking absolutely miserably sick but still working on some project in the lab
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filthy-kaoss · 10 days
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overthinking
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filthy-kaoss · 11 days
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[db!AU] did Tony keep his Peter’s Spidey mask? Is there any chance that Pyrite Peter could find it and discover what actually happened to DB Peter from the recording? 😬
[[🐻ursa interlude🐻
ANON YOUR MIND
Yes he kept it so yes there is potential for that to happen. I think Pyrite!Peter would only watch as far as the moment it was clear 1) Tony didn't know origiPete's identity as Spider-man and 2) he had origiPete pinned and gagged before he cut the video off-- he could make some assumptions from there, and the idea that Tony killed origiPete (accidentally or otherwise) is already something he wonders-- but holy shit what a way to have it confirmed. It would definitely make him even more scared of Tony!
(And, of course, the video would also give him access to the same information origiPete had about Extremis 👀)
I think P!Peter would also just comb through the video logs in general as a way to get to know more about origiPete/honor his memory in a weird way? Like, he can assume that the way Tony remembers his Peter isn't accurate because of the everything about how Tony is, so I think he would think there was something... important about someone recognizing who origiPete really was, especially because as far as he could assume no one else would've even known that origiPete was Spider-man.]]
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