Hi Professor,
I was wondering if I could possibly be granted an extension on the assignment due Friday. Unfortunately I’m a bit behind as I recently witnessed the deaths of the entire Danish royal family and the Norwegian invasion of Denmark. This has made it somewhat difficult for me to focus on my work.
Regards,
Horatio
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you might like the mountain goats if you are a weird little guy
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Bringing this blog back because twt is dying LOLOL
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Me and my emotional attachment to Peter Parker it’s back and it’s got teeth this time
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can i bring this back who made this
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There is a shortage in the blood supply
But there is no shortage of blood
The way I feel about you baby can’t explain it
You got the best of my love
International Small Arms Traffic Blues / Tallahassee
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I could ride it out forever
When I feel my heart break
I almost swear I hear it happen, it’s that clear and that hard
I come in off the highway and I park in my front yard
Fall out of the car like a hostage from a plane
Think of you a while, start wishing it would rain
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I am healthy, I am whole
But I have poor impulse control
And I want to go home
But I am home
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The snow was white and fluffy
A weekend in Utah won’t fix what’s wrong with us
The gray sky was vast and real cryptic above me
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new layout 😵💫 if it’s ugly no it’s not i’m barely even active so stop talking please and thank you ❤️🩹
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super m’s debut song is just gonna be
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bbh: *belts an e8*
mark and taeyong: ooh it’s so hot like global warming yes aha ur so sexy come home w me so red like a crayon beep beep skrr skrr
ten: *voguing in the background*
jongin and xuxi: 🕴🏻
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Reid: i am an genius; a emotionless scientist who profiles serial killers with my mind and cannot have any attachments—
Morgan, gently touching his arm: pretty boy
Reid, melting: i love you and will do anything for you
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