feralrunaway
Asses And Armpits
30’s. This started as a Captain Syverson fan blog but it’s gotten out of hand. Some of my fics are 18+. No minors, period.
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reblog this and tell me in the notes which book you've reread most in your life, pretty please!
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they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music
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Alan Ritchson in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details
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Henry Cavill and Alan Ritchson behind the scenes
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
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I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything
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New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.
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My favorite thing about caves is that other people explore them so I don’t have to.
Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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Monster under the beds are checking bookshelves now before they act so they don’t get more than what they bargained for
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So sorry to be the one to tell you this… But sexy bitch disease is incurable. Doesn’t matter how much your body changes, if you gain weight or wrinkles or scars, doesn’t matter how much your personal style or presentation evolves, or if your body can’t do all the things it once could… The sexiness lives inside you forever. I’m so sorry. Trust me I am a doctor
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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The life of a pituophis dad involves mice. Lots of mice.
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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