My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

Please be normal

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

i know marcille is a lesbian and into fat bitches (falin) but then people start telling me "she liked a man once" and it's the most Bishie Elf Thang whose blood is probably 85% estrogen and also an in-universe fictional character because she's obsessed with Elf Dramas. and then it's "falin's not actually fat it's misogynist to say she's fat because she's average size." what? what?

i have never heard of "shuro" before two days ago. now everyone is showing me oppression olympics about whether racism or ableism is a bigger issue. is nuance possible on tumblr dot com? who fucking knows! now i'm hearing the shuro man owns a slave??? what!!!!!!!!!!! what happened here!!!!!!!!

i thought falin died and marcille did evil goth dyke magic and brought her back as some kind of cockatrice chicken thing. that's not what happens?????? there is significant time between the bad girl necromancy and the chicken tf. i thought kabru had 1 line and died. i don't know who kabru is and i thought he had something to do with the chicken tf but apparently that's a different IDENTICAL LOOKING DUDE I GUESS. people were shipping him with the autism creature laios and then there was the usual stock discourse about how fandoms will favor m/m between two guys who don't speak to each other over an established f/f relationship and now i don't see discourse about it anymore so i think that's over.

i have seen people suggesting this series is pure and sexless and unhorny and that's just blatantly not true because it makes people post things about "it's my greatest wish to kill and eat a sentient creature and i want to see the fear in its eyes" WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't know what chilchuck does but i think he's in a union.

i have no interest in dungeon meshi but it's so everywhere that i've started to form opinions on the discourse without ever having read or watched it

Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

i have no interest in dungeon meshi but it's so everywhere that i've started to form opinions on the discourse without ever having read or watched it

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

while i was definitely gonna go on hormones no matter what the one thing that fully convinced me was seeing a tweet that was like "youre already on hormones and you hate it" like that really unlocked something in me

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave

Porcelain art by Nguyễn Duy Mạnh, 2021-23