“Is it sinful to salt slugs” rolls off the tongue like poetry

this is the best tweet i've ever seen bar none

me when i spend another day deeply depressed (i have been this way since i was 11 years old)

to reassure me my therapist expressed that she believes if the majority of people had adhd, “normal” people would be the sick ones, and while I appreciate the sentiment, doesn’t it also suggest that adhd is therefore a problem mostly just because of how others treat us? because that completely ignores the fact that it’s actually a disability that limits you very much? I get that they want to put a positive spin on adhd, but they can’t comprehend that for us a diagnosis is a relief, and we’re not ashamed of it like they would be, because unlike them we don’t think these behaviours represent a moral failing

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

sex and the city (1998-2004)

i NEED to screw my shrink

Peppermint Narcan sounds like it should be a Cocteau Twins song or drag queen name or a24 movie or some shit

True Detective//1x01

I want to fuck my psychiatrist she’s intriguing me

Regarding that anon about men on this site that are heterosexual: Yeah, that's me, I'm a cis het man, and I've followed you for years. I'm only an onlooker here though, I never reblog anything, so my blog is empty, which may explain why you haven't noticed me, cause you haven't ever followed me back (I mean, what for? There's nothing there). I have had gay experiences though, me and my male cousin used to fuck all the time when we were teenagers, with me as the bottom oddly enough. We were born within two weeks of each other and were neighbors growing up, so once we sexually matured we pretty much started fucking right away lol. He died in a hit and run when we were 17 though, and I haven't been with any other men since then. I'm now married, and my wife and I just celebrated our ninth anniversary last month. I still do miss my cousin, but whenever I get nostalgic for him my wife just pegs me to get it out of my system. So yeah, straight men definitely do still exist on this site. 😉

the diversity!

2003

Ha ha it looks like he has a weed cigar in his mouth! He's totally getting stoned! Just kidding, it'a a bamboo shoot. He's not getting stoned but it sure looks it

Aliens & Anorexia, Chris Kraus