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faith-nerd · 20 days
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“omg u christian u should support i$raeI the holy land” Jesus will always side with the oppressed, babes
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faith-nerd · 21 days
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an underrated quote tbh
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Folks seemed to enjoy my tiktok videos exploring St. Francis through a queer lens, so i compiled them all into a YouTube video for easier reference.
See below the readmore for resources.
Thumbnail includes art by Tony O'Connell that you can find on Etsy
Kittredge Cherry's article "Francis of Assisi: Queer side revealed for saint who loved creation, peace and the poor"
Kevin Elphick's article "Brother Elias: Soulmate to Saint Francis of Assisi?"
Trans and Genderqueer Subjects in Medieval Hagiography (read for free)
My webpage exploring Francis & further gender diversity among Medieval monks & nuns
My article on Madre Juana de la Cruz
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faith-nerd · 22 days
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Who is taylor swift. Has anyone heard of john carpenter's "the thing"
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faith-nerd · 22 days
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Blessed are the Peacemakers (1917), by George Bellows
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faith-nerd · 23 days
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faith-nerd · 23 days
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being an actual christian in america sucks ass cause you’re like “maybe this other xtian is normal” and then they’re like “jesus wouldn’t want free healthcare” and you’re like “i don’t know how to tell you this but that’s like exactly something jesus would want”
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faith-nerd · 23 days
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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
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faith-nerd · 24 days
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He is a church !!
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faith-nerd · 26 days
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jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb
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faith-nerd · 27 days
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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faith-nerd · 29 days
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MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.
Allegedly, the story of Jonah is false, despite the prophet actually existing. So VeggieTales was adapting a tall tale about him.
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faith-nerd · 30 days
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Ultimate Silly Song Showdown: Bonus Results
I'm a statistics nerd, and I like having more than just the one who won the overall tournament, so here's some bonus results, including results from the Midweek Match-Ups and the other themed polls.
Overall Tournament Victor: The Hairbrush Song (1995)
Second place in Tournament: The Water Buffalo Song (1993)
Highest Percentage* (both in Main Tournament and including Midweek Match-Ups): The Dance of the Cucumber (1995) [60 votes (73.1%) of 82 potential votes across 3 polls in main tournament; 86 votes (74.1%) out of 116 potential votes across 4 polls including Midweek Match-Up]
Highest Overall Votes: The Water Buffalo Song (1993) [163 votes (53.1%) of 307 potential votes across 5 polls in main tournament; 183 votes (52%) of 352 potential across 5 polls including Midweek Match-Up]
*Percentages are all based on "Potential Votes" aka: how many total votes were cast in polls that each song competed in? A song isn't going to be penalized percentage-wise for only being in one or two songs.
Midweek Match-Up/Theme Winners:
Boyz in the Sink Song: The Bellybutton Song (2003) [66.7% of 27 votes]
Bonus Pirates Songs: The Credits Song (2002) [48% of 25 votes]
Christmas Songs: Oh, Santa! (1996) [79.2% of 24 votes]
Best Bob and Larry Duet: The Dance of the Cucumber (1995) [76.5% of 34 votes
Puppy Songs: Lost Puppies (2000) [38.9% of 18 votes]
Best Archibald Performance (TIE): Larry's High Silk Hat (2001) and The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo (2008) [37.9% of 29 votes]
Best Archibald Freak-Out: The Water Buffalo Song (1993) [57.1% of 28 votes]
French Peas being Chaos Gremlins: Lance the Turtle (2006) [73.7% of 19 votes]
Mr. Lunt Performances: His Cheeseburger (1998) [89.5% of 19]
Zany Zoo: Endangered Love (Barbara Manatee) (2000) [41.2% of 17]
Lessons that Stuck with Us: I Love My Lips (1996): The Polish word for "Lips" is "Usta" [38.1% of 21 votes]
Top 5 of Rounds 1-2 Eliminated: Song of the Cebu (1997) [65% of 20 votes]
Bottom 5 of Rounds 1-2 Eliminated: The Blues with Larry (2005) [47.1% of 17 votes]
Best Parody (TIE): Larry's High Silk Hat (2001): Parody of Luigi Denza's "Funiculì, Funiculà" and Pants (2010): Parody of the Home Shopping Network [31.6% of 19 votes]
"Wait, is this actually related to the episode?": Lost Puppies (2000) from Esther: the Girl Who Became Queen [30.8% of 13 votes]
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faith-nerd · 1 month
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"The Hairbrush Song" Wins!
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Thank you to everyone who participated!
We do have our last few Midweek Match-Ups that are wrapping up, so if you haven't voted in them yet, please do.
Monday: Mr. Lunt Performances
Tuesday: Zany Zoo
Wednesday: Lessons that Stuck with Us
Thursday: Eliminated Early Redemption (Top 5 and Bottom 5)
Friday: Parodies
Saturday: Related to the Episode
Check out the playlist of all competitors Here and check below the cut for some Bonus results because I am a numbers nerd.
Not including the Midweek Match-Ups (that will come next week when they are all over)...
The Dance of the Cucumber (1995) recieved the highest percentage of votes in the polls it participated in: 60 votes (73.1%) of 82 potential votes across 3 polls
Despite not being the winner of the final round, The Water Buffalo Song (1993) recieved the most overall votes across all polls: 163 votes (53.1%) of 307 potential votes across 5 polls
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faith-nerd · 1 month
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Silly Song Showdown Finals Week Bonus Midweek Match-Up: Wait, is this actually related to the episode?
Most Silly Songs are a break from whatever moral is being taught to be silly and do something completely unrelated. These are the exceptions to that, either being woven into the storyline, being in the same "Universe" as the story, or telling the same story in a different way.
Lost Puppies (2000) from Esther: the Girl Who Became Queen
Do the Moo Shoo (2001) from The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown
My Baby Elf (2005) from Lord of the Beans
A Mess Down in Egypt (2007) from Moe and the Big Exit
Rock Monster (2008) from The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Movie
Supper Hero (2012) from The League of Incredible Vegetables
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