imagine ur mortal enemies with a vampire and they just fucking. take a nap until you die. 100 years later they wake up like “i win” how embarrassing,,,

Musings from Anna Fusco

the world is a better place with trans women in it

Pixel Art by Thomas Feichtmeir

northern lights photographed from space

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

she jack my pine (P. banksiana) till my serotinous cone's sealing resin melts at 50°C (122°F) allowing my seeds to disperse and colonize shortly following a stand-clearing fire (Larsen & MacDonald 1998).

Reminder to all my fellow Americans and my Canadian homies that the northern lights will be visible tonight across most of the continent. If you're in the green zone go outside tonight

when i deal with slim shady personally; i am taking mathers into my own hands

once war is stopped forever and everything on earth is safe and humanity ceases killing, we should keep developing cool ass planes anyway. world peace is no reason to stop producing death doritos

once war is stopped forever and everything on earth is safe and humanity ceases killing, we should keep developing cool ass planes anyway. world peace is no reason to stop producing death doritos

That's my take on them

I wish computers worked like they do in 80s cronenberg movies. Like you type in “WHATS WRONG WITH ME” and the computer says “50% BRUNDLE. 50% FLY”

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