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Jimmy: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Gary: No, it’s called highjacking.
Zoe: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.
Pete: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.
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Jimmy: Bro-
Gord: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago, don’t you dare call me “bro”.
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Angie: Our relationship?
Christy: We’re friends.
Angie: Great friends.
Christy: Girlfriends, actually.
Angie: Yes, we’re girlfriends.
Christy: We're in love. We're lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
#christy + angie#christy martin#angie ng#canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#bully cce#bully se#s: btvs
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Jimmy: Women want me.
Jimmy: Fish want me.
Jimmy: Men also want me.
Jimmy: The FBI wants me.
Jimmy: I am on the run for very sexy, sexy crimes.
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Jimmy: Have you ever been arrested?
Zoe: Yeah. How could you tell?
Jimmy: I was going to say “because it’s illegal to be that hot” but now I’m curious.
Zoe: Aggravated assault.
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Jimmy: Come on, you love this show!
Pete: Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes.
Jimmy: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?
Pete: No, but thank you for that.
#jimmy + pete#jimmy hopkins#pete kowalski#canis canem edit#cce#bully cce#bully scholarship edition#jimmypete#s: bojack horseman
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Derby: Anybody under 5’7” can’t be talking about fighting anyone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Jimmy: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole
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Gary: When I get murdered, make sure it goes unsolved.
Pete: What?
Gary: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Pete: Let’s go back to “when I get murdered”.
#post originally made when buzzfeed unsolved was still going lol rip#stan watcher!#gary + pete#gary smith#pete kowalski#canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#bully cce#bully se#s: tumblr
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Zoe: Can I admit something dark to you?
Edgar: Sometimes, when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?
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Christy: I don't gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things. Or I hear something and I pass that information on. You know, kind of like a public service.
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Gary: Oh, so now i’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?
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Earnest: Initiate phase two.
Jimmy: I forgot what Phase Two is, but I'll assume we just drop the firecrackers like we discussed.
Earnest: Affirmative.
Jimmy: I’ll assume that means “yes”.
Earnest: Roger.
Jimmy: The name’s Jimmy.
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Gary: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.
Jimmy: So, a vampire?
Gary: I can confirm I am not a vampire, as I have blood.
Pete: Is it your blood?
Gary: It is blood, yes.
Pete: Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
Gary: It is blood and it is in my possession so therefore it is my blood.
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Bo, convincing the team to let Kirby in: Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he’s not doing it on purpose. It’s just how he is. But he’s also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together.
Mandy: You know you’re describing a dog, right?
Bo: He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating.
Ted: Yeah, they hate that.
#ted + mandy + bo#bo jackson#mandy wiles#ted thompson#kirby olsen#canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#bully cce#bully se
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Jimmy: Good morning father figure.
Galloway: Good morning problem child.
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Jimmy: I’m sorry to anyone I’ve offended. If I haven’t offended you yet, be patient I’ll get to you shortly.
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