“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

*Crushes your skull while breasting boobily*

Leaving the ffxiv tumblr bubble is always an experience like you're looking for a piece of lore on google and the square enix forums pop up and your answer is lost among a dozen pages of "hermes and hydaelyn shattered my faith in ishikawa's writing skills because they only proved emet selch was right" or "i had to unsub because endwalker was so boring" or "edgy villains don't make for a good story" (and that last one is not about zenos or emet or fandaniel but about elpis!hermes). Ok

I need 30 solid minutes of making out with another man

Big bro out on a run (งツ)ว

Extra:

me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

what is your holy trinity of fruits

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

would you still love me if i was a worm?

dungeon yuri

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing