Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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(girl who doesnt like yaoi voice) why did people like promare
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it is utterly impossible to roll a joint without getting some cat hairs in it
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stooooooooop kissing the little forest fairies they ae over blessing the berry bushes again
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i havent been to tumblr in a wile... (puts my hand to the glass gently) pull up his shirt... play with his bra...
i missed youuuuuuuuu
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26 in 3 months but that doesnt make sense cause im pretty sure my life ended already i just cant pinpoint when exactly
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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Opening 1 - Soul Eater
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him
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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
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