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Right now...this is me working on figuring out how the internet works.
Later, it'll be more like: Combine pretty things with social commentary. Add a few dashes of fangirl, and a pinch of introspection. Stir well. Sprinkle puns, witticisms, and pictures of cute internet things liberally on top. Enjoy.
Or don't. It's up to you.
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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He wants to stay at the beach!
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Some Fountains That Are Pretty Amazing.
Osaka Station Fountain-Clock, Osaka, Japan
Water Boat Fountain, Valencia, Spain
Magic Tap, Cadiz, Spain
Vortex Fountain ‘Charybdis’, Sunderland, UK
Cascades Of Hercules Monument, Kassel, Germany
“Tunnel Of Surprises”, Lima, Peru
Keller Fountain, Portland, Oregon, USA
Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara Fountain, Ancient City, Thailand
Fountain At The Smithsonian National Museum Of African American History & Culture, Washington, D.C., USA
Trevi Fountain, Rome, Italy
‘the Divers Fountain’, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Giant - Entrance To The Swarovski Kristallwelten (Crystal Worlds), Wattens, Austria
Banpo Bridge, Seoul, South Korea
‘The Mustangs Of Las Colinas’, Texas, USA
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Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
#English#I love how the vernacular of a language works#I'm not even sure “guy” is a word in formal english yet.
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Your Own Worst Critic
#my neice did a drawing of our dog on our white board like three years ago#we hadn't hung it up yet#so the drawing is vertical and the whote board is horizontal#but it's still there because we like it#and niece pretends to be annoyed cause “it's not that good” and “it's so old”#but she likes coming over and seeing it there
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#depend on how dirty I get#this week I'm cleaning out a shed filled with mouse and bird poop#I shower every day
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
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So, thanks to President Biden’s Infrastructure Bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation Reservation will be receiving electricity for the first time — ever.
Also, water treatment devices are being developed to help the tribe access clean running water. After decades without.
#I got internet at my house due to this bill#we had starlink (our only option)#now our internet is fiber. And it's owned by rhe local electric coop
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scratch scratch (unmute)
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He looks like an old light house keeper
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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
#I'm dying#it's a good thing Spouse isn't home#he'd be concerned about how hard I'm laughing at this
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