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Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post memes on tumblr dot com

Fuck Philip banks

oh no what did he do?? is there a callout somewhere?

a nice night out on the town

we did it kids

hey I got a haircut :0

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbctk2SLlH8)

Mateo Montoya and the awesome folks at Fourteen76 filmed our set from a few weeks ago at DISCO, here's the video of our song "Super Damage"

7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures

BROCKTON, MA—Saying the plot was jumping all over the place and had become extremely hard to follow, onlookers confirmed this afternoon that 7-year-old Brendan Milner has been unable to maintain a single cohesive storyline while playing with his action figures.

By all accounts, the second-grader failed to adhere to any logical narrative arc, following one plotline for only a brief period of time before veering in wildly tangential directions as he acted out scenes with several of his favorite plastic toys, including the superhero Iron Man, the giant monster Godzilla, and professional wrestler John Cena.

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Supercut Of Every Time Oprah Said ‘The Vultures Are Waiting To Pick Your Bones’ On Her Show

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James, the sweet love of my life, came home from work with a little baby!!!! I’m crying I love…

send me an album for this

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