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evepack · 16 hours

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Putting Sausage and Owen in the same room is a horrible idea. Usually, Owen has at least some restraint when it comes to making jokes but being around Sausage seems to toss all of that straight out the window.

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evepack · 23 hours

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i don’t think jimmy’s broken his canary curse. i think it’s just been evolving, slowly, and he’s figuring out how to work with it instead of trying to fight it. hear me out:

3rd life - flower husbands. jimmy dies first. scott is 10th out in the series, the only time he places outside of the top 5

last life - the southlanders. jimmy is first out. mumbo is out next in quick succession. impulse dies shortly after. the only southlanders to make it into the top 10 are grian, who killed jimmy and mumbo (and still only ranks 7) and martyn, who left the southlanders for the shadow alliance

double life - ranchers. jimmy dies first, and takes tango out with him. tango is the one responsible for their first death, though

limited life - bad boys. joel wants to sacrifice himself for jimmy, but jimmy dies first before he can. joel still dies shortly after, and grian becomes a nosy neighbour, surviving to 6th

secret life - big dogs. jimmy dies second, but lizzie might be falling forever in the end so maybe he does die first. martyn is the first to yellow and red, and he dies 11th. the worst he’s ever placed. (also, mumbo dies only moments after jimmy again*)

real life - (do they have a name??). jimmy and ren’s groups get into a fight in the mines. jimmy is the only one who makes it out without dying at all. his allies are out of the series.

the canary curse isn’t about jimmy dying first. or at least, it isn’t really anymore. at first he was used to signify it, the canary dying first to warn everyone of danger ahead. but the canary has learned how to escape the coalmine now, and his friends are still stuck inside. they might survive if they have friends on the surface or they’re willing to betray their allies, but if it’s just been them and their canary to warn them of danger? then they’ve doomed themselves.

*mumbo might also have his own unique “killed ten seconds after jimmy by the same person/thing” curse, which is different from the general jimmy “bad luck charm” solidarity curse

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evepack · 23 hours

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I feel like we as a community need to create a podcast called "Tragic, Toxic, Traffic" where each episode we pick an alliance in the life series and debate on whether it's tragic or toxic

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evepack · 1 day

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Mis dos personajes favoritos

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evepack · 1 day

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NEW HEADCANON OF THE DAY

Do you ever think it was so weird how Butter roll got in the CoD?

Like, that was defenetly out of the usual for them. Dark Enchantress usually manipulates their new reclutes so they are under her coman more easily. (Either by being dependent on her or believing they have no other choice).

But insteed, she did something that could have and can STILL go wrong. Kidnapping an adult man with force enought to give a good fight to the team could have led very bad, and in the case they succesed, he could have tried anything to escape.

And like... Even if they analized Butter roll before taking him anf knew he would like this, that still doesn’t leave out he is an actual well know scientist in the comunity. So his sudden disapearence defenetly is not gonna be ignored by the public and neither the law.

So... Why did they made such a reckless thing insteed of their usual modus operandi????

And thinking about lead me to a crazy idea...

... Strawberry Creepe was the originally the actual first option for the perfect cookie baking.

Think about it, they are a smart as hell kid.

They are always analizing other cookies, they are capable of handle BIG machines, we can suppose they like baking because of the bakery event, and thanks to their voicelines it wouldn't be that surprising that they defenetly wouldn't have many morals in the experimenting with something like this.

Plus, they are a child. Dark Enchantress could manipulate them in any way she could have needed.

Plus again, they are an ORPHAN child. Meaning none would be trying to find them when they take them out of Crispia and working 25/8 in the lab.

But since Strawberry Creepe leaved the CoD. Dark Enchantress didn't had anyone else to take that spot in her plan.

Maybe because of being so centred in getting the soul-jams, she never notice this untill she had to return to Yeast-Beast and found herself with really short-time to get a new science genious insane enough to do something like this.

And well... That leaded to Butter roll's agresive "reclument".

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evepack · 2 days

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Just admit ur gay

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evepack · 2 days

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Love when the pastries are lesbians

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evepack · 2 days

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cookie run kingdom,,,,, *coughs*

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evepack · 2 days

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the good thing about having cookie run ocs named after drugs is that you know you won’t have to rename them if a cookie with the same name comes out. you know they’re not gonna make a magic mint dragon cookie or a lysergide cookie

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evepack · 2 days

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you’re telling me golden cheese was supposed to have a daughter???

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evepack · 2 days

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Do you have a favourite scwhip headcanon you'd like to see as a one shot ? I want to write a fic about them but there are just 0 ideas in my brain right now QWQ

(hiding on anon because I'm not sure if I'll follow through and actually write it, I'm grasping at straws for motivation here)

Hmm

I have a headcanon that fWhip has a tendency to fall asleep in strange or even unsafe places and Scott makes rounds on his base to get him back to his actual bed, if that’s something you’d wanna write! Other people are free to leave suggestions too for anon :]

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evepack · 2 days

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okay hear me out

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