evanthefunky
agatha's bitch
eva(n) ◇ 20 ◇ white ◇ any pronouns. generally a fan of whatever my pals have going on
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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TFW you're just a cranky little guy!!!!
Fingers for scale:
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Protect yourself during earthquakes!
If possible, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!
Using cane, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!
Using walker, LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!
Using wheelchair LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!
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you ever see a poll and just Know that a character lost purely because their source material is less well known than the winning character's
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me analyzing tom’s behavior: well if you look at this here you can see he is insane. and if you look at this you will see that he is nuts. and if you look at this you will undoubtedly find that he is off his gourd. and if y
me analyzing greg’s behavior: here is a detailed diagram i’ve drawn up of the hirsch family tree. today we will be covering the first 6 years of his life and why i think he is incapable of love
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*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-
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Good straight ships are ones that could plan a heist together without issue. Whether or not the heist is successful is irrelevant. In fact it’s much more entertaining if it fails because they’re both more idiotic than they look.
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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just a reminder that “being gay isn’t a personality trait” is just an evolved form of “i don’t care if you’re gay i just don’t want to see it”. no gay man thinks it’s their only personality trait, no lesbian thinks it’s their only personality trait, no trans person thinks it’s their only personality trait. you’re just annoyed by someone embracing a large part of themselves and being comfortable in their body and in a community of people like them.
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Sure it’s not like there’s like a bagillion other multilayered types of human relationships that could make a person act in a certain way, right
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Y'all really gave Duke a hard time lmao
Drew the results of the poll I did
(ID Image One: A screenshot of a poll titled " Stack the bats, higher votes the higher in the stack they will be 📚🥞". Damian is winning at 22%; Jason is at 19%; Tim, Dick, and Cass are at 15%; Duke is at 8%, and Bruce is at 6%. -ID End)
(ID Image Two: An illustration of batfam stacked on one another.
On the top Robin(Damian) is shoved by Red Hood, Redhood is below him being held in a laying down position, below him Nightwing holds him up looking mildly unhappy. Black bat stand to his left holding on to him to balance with him on The Signal's shoulders, to Nightwing's right Robin(Tim) also holds onto him for balance standing on The Signal's shoulder as well, he looks mildly concerned down at him. The signal stands on one knee struggling somewhat to hold them all up. Signal is on top of Batman who lays prone, a his soul leaving his body below the weight -ID End)
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sorry we verified your boyfriend. yeah he's at the end of a long line of checkmarks. he might be partially obscured by them. it was pretty expensive yeah... sorry
🧍♂️<- here he is
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