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personally I like the idea of watching meadow & felina raise a divorce prodigy who marries & divorces 6 times to get mom's approval....
Seeing Barth whore his way through the city sound fun, but so does watching Felina raise 6 kids
decisions decisions
ya i cant tell u how glad i am these decisions r not up to me seeing as im the type where each grocery trip takes me abt an hour bc i cant settle on like a brand of antibacterial wipes or smth. every vote i try to think of it in a more detached way like if someone else was writing it and i was reading it who id vote for and even in this hypothetical scenario i cant rly decide fml lol. i think it's hard bc the spouses r such a factor like i.e in gen 3 bw shajar and cyn on their own i think i would have voted for cyn, but then when u add sophie to literally forget abt it, if i was picking heirs by myself i'd still be deciding lol
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#me playing the sims
yes and also yes
girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward
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i have been playing veronaville for about 5 days and already have nearly 1000 screen shots, ahahaha. i am having soooooo much fun!!
i really missed this hood!!! and this kind of genuine enjoyment and fun, idk, it's what ts2 is all about to me. i've been thinking about how nice it is to have been playing a hood for 8 years, haha. the amount of affection i have for the sims is unreal! especially the ones in veronaville
not 100% decided on how much actual 'story' stuff there will be. at least a little! but possibly less than last time?? sometimes i plan stuff out years in advance but then the sims have other plans when i get to actually playing them and it all goes out the window, haha
#ah man i miss feeling this way#ts2 i'll come back to you someday#when i'm retired#or dead#also i just love veronaville always
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hi yes I've been MIA for months but (1) this legacy is my lifeblood and (2) that is the biggest fire I have ever seen in any game. back when I would kill my sims via neglected toaster pastry for sport I could not even dream of setting a fire that big. on purpose. @yakumtsaki can I move into your game please
Welcome back, beloved readers! Things have finally calmed down for me so it’s time to inflict this update on the world. When we last left off, BATSHIT FELINA SMASHED VICTORIA’S URN
-WHY IS IT NOT BROKEN?!?
Because it turned out there’s a cheat to repair urns, HA. In your face!
-I BROKE THAT THING FAIR AND SQUARE
Felina seriously, GO TO HELL. I freaked out thinking I’d have to either quit without saving (hadn’t saved since before SUGAR DIED) or I’d have to deal with Victoria’s missing character file. You’re not allowed anywhere near the mausoleum again!
-THAT’S FINE, I’LL JUST TRAP MYSELF IN THIS WALL UNTIL I DIE AND THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY
Bruh. I’ve had enough of this house, between the walls of death..
..the eternal yard fire..
..and the fact everyone is afflicted with a gross cold they keep passing around despite the fact I gave them medicine-
-I, a retired Mayor, was clearly the right choice to make medicine.
Well I thought you might do something useful for once, Shajar, but joke’s on me. Point is, it’s time to gtfo..
..to our new gigantic house! Look at all our crap on the lawn, and yes, I’m referring to the sims.
I unpaused for 1 second to check something and Barf and Failina (Barflina?) have re-become enemies?? Did you stop being enemies at some point because I completely missed it.
-We did but new house, new us!
It’s done! I went all out on this house for no discernible reason, let me give you the grand tour:
First floor! Man this house is a nightmare.
Foyer!
Luxurious pet room!
Kitchen!
Dining room!
Gambling room Library!
And living room!
Moving on to the second floor, Cyn and Sophie/Shajar’s bedrooms I kept the basically same as in the last house. The unfinished bedroom is Sugar and Sandy’s for reasons that will be explained shortly.
I really feel I made this house too nice for the Unions but what can you do.
Felina and Barth’s rooms in their ~signature colors~
And Liz and Sophito’s bedroom which is clearly all Liz.
Finally, on the little rooms on the third floor are the music room that @microscotch decorated❤️, and a lame room where we keep all our career rewards!
The mausoleum, which is unchanged other than I moved the pet graves in it and put them under each generation..
..and this is the yard! I kept it pretty much the same except larger-
-and I added a lake! We’re all done, time to unpause and enjoy long, safe lives in our new house..
OMG WTF
-YOU CAN’T ADD A FMALETHROTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOUNTAIN, MORON
-EVERYONE KNOWS WATER CATCHES FIRE
BRO. When I tell you guys the entire family almost perished in a FOUNTAIN FIRE. Incredibly fitting cause of death. Thankfully the firefighter heroically saved us and all is well! Now I can’t wait to play a billion sims and pets on this gigantic cc-filled lot with no further problems whatsoever!
Alright then! I had a feeling it might come to this, Sugar take Sandy and gtfo.
-I will but be warned, our absence won’t solve anything!
Ya, it sure DIDN’T. GROSS. Finally I turned off shaders and it went away, ok Sug, you and Sandy can move back in..
..and we can begin the ENDLESS task of getting all the skill points you lost to zombiehood back. And once you’re back at the top of your career and Sandy tops hers you are OUTTA HERE, you hear me???
-Ya ya, how many times are you gonna kick me out and move me back in? Admit it already, you LOVE ME.
Ok ‘love’ is a strong word-
-YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT ME.
LET’S MOVE ON
It’s our first night in the new house and this is how Sophie and Shajar sleep.
-Close enough for me.
-I’d like another wall between us, actually.
#itsover
-Ah, nothing like that first sip of whiskey before school!
Ya Barth, I’m a little concerned about your aspiration bar.
-Ah, nothing like the first four glasses of whiskey after shcool!
Ya ok, we’re calling the matchmaker this weekend.
Jimbo (the puppy we adopted to mate with Veronica, I don’t remember if I introduced him) grows up and he looks ICONIC
The difference between their necks LOL
It’s Sophito’s birthday and Liz’s is in a few days, so it’s time to get started on their death portraits. What a cheerful gift, Cyn!
Family reunion! Look at everyone all together, getting along..
..even Gunther came but completely ignored the party and went straight for the ballet bar, which legit made me emo, idk if you guys remember during generation 1 how obsessed he and Daniel were with the ballet bar, awww❤️ Alright, back to the party, go on Soph, blow your candles-
OH FFS
-SCREW YOU, FAILINA, IT’S BEYOND TIME TO HAVE OUR FIRST FIGHT IN THE NEW HOUSE
-AGREED, AND I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER MOMENT THAN THE ONE RIGHT BEFORE OUR FATHER BLOWS HIS CANDLES IN FRONT OF OUR ENTIRE FAMILY
Ok are you done?? Is this over?? Let’s try the cake again, Soph-
-Sorry, it’s time for me to finally reconnect with iVan, huhu!💗
-Awww, I’m so happy for you, grandma Cyn!
-DON’T BE TOO HAPPY, FAILINA
-FUCKING BRAT, I HAD MY BACK TURNED
OK YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET IT
HERE, HE’S GROWN UP. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOPHITO
-WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY~👻
Ya idk, Victoria, you tell me, it’s your amazing DNA at work.
-YOU’RE AN EMBARASSMENT, BARTHOLOMEW
-Well that hurts, grandma!
-Thankfully nothing a drink won’t fix!
Oh my- I’d like to clarify at this point that this goddamn party is still going on-
-when this simultaneous pet and human fight occurs:
It’s Jimbo vs Shinok..
..and Barflina vs human dignity.
-Oh no, babe, I can’t look!
-How could this happen, we were such involved parents!!
And at the moment where Barth throws his sister through a window, the matchmaker rewards us with a genie lamp for treading the arduous path of excellence. I don’t know about you, but what I take from this is we are perfect and should never attempt to improve ourselves in any way!
#i am a union apologist 4 life#yakumtsaki your game is iconic#this is what sims was always meant to be
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Excited to See the Lair
Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.
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Oh man I forgot about this quiz, and my life-shattering result:
I feel seen & not in a good way
pov i took my own quiz
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And may all your Simsmases be… strange! ✨
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The first semester has finally ended and it was officially our worst one EVER with an incredible grade average of C+, congrats guys! The only person who managed to crack an A was June, not because she’s a knowledge aspiration but because I constantly made her study to keep her away from her nephews. As if that wasn’t bad enough, we now live in a world that includes be-girlfriended Sugar.
-WELL GOOD MORNING, SOPHITO. I WAS UP LATE MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL. WHO’S THE LOSER NOW??
-I never called you a loser!
-You thought it! Everyone did! And now it is I that has a girlfriend and you who has NOTHING
-I still have my disgusting torrid affair with Eliza!
Ya you tell him, Soph! Your life is great!
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#hard to pick a fave but maybe crypto douchebag reginald?#june's incestual tendencies also legendary
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"Are we continuing this long-winded update of the Rags to Brains Legacy?"
Why yes Nervous, we are!
After spending a full sim-week invisible, Coco reappears, probably hoping she's taught us a lesson with her disappearance trick. The trick backfires, as now I go back to ignoring her instead of following her around taking silly photos.
After huge efforts on my part, I get Pan and Leo to woohoo again, please please PLEASE PLEASE let it be a girl this time.
Oh and all of Pancake's sisters are here to celebrate this special moment, how nice.
Wow that lasted all of one fucking minute, nice going Leo.
Theo: absolutely delighted with herself.
"Guess who's on top now bitches!"
"Still me, two-bolter."
"Shut up Cressida."
We now get caught in a brief loop as everyone queues up to interact with Leo: Pancake to slap him, and Cress and Theo to aggressively flirt with him.
Finally Pancake and I decide enough is enough.
"Leo, clearly our marriage was a horrible mistake and we should cut our losses while we still can."
"Pancake, don't do this! We still love each other! We can fix this!"
"My sister is literally running away with morning sickness because she's pregnant with your child."
"Look--"
"And my other sister, also pregnant, is watching us get divorced so that when we're done she can--what's in your queue, Theo?"
"ACR makeout ^_^"
"Exactly. We don't love each other, we have never once been happy, and you're fucking two of my sisters. It's done."
"DON'T FUCKING TICKLE ME THEODOSIA what the hell is with your timing. I just got divorced."
"I thought you'd be excited!"
Pan is excited, whereas Leo is unexpectedly devastated. Still loving Theo's iconic move of the autonomous post-divorce tickle. What a psycho.
"WAHHH my family is breaking up!"
Oh my god Theo.
Please give birth to girls because I really can't handle going through all this again.
I see that smile Cressida. Nice try.
"Hey, I'm genuinely upset that Leo is moving out! So when can we move him back in? Is now too soon, or...?"
Leo does move out briefly--the game's decision, not mine--and rolls this slightly heartbreaking want to invite Pancake over. But the rest of his want panel is woohoo-focused so we don't feel that bad for him.
Meanwhile, a separate heartbreak--Jejune rolls a want to get engaged to Coco, with whom she's still furious, and who only kissed her in a drunken moment of slapdancing bliss. And Coco is ACR straight. And engaged to someone else. Jejune, what happened to your cute relationship with culturally appropriative cheerleader?
"I just feel like Coco is the only one who truly gets me."
Yeah bc she's the only one in this household who's as neglected as you are.
"I just can't believe Leo's gone... it seems like just minutes ago he was crying over his divorce as Pancake swatted my hands away..."
"Oh, we got a new hot tub out there? Nice, Leo and I will definitely put that to use as soon as he moves back in."
Ladies please, can we at least try to act like feminists?
"So Cressida, I've been thinking about this whole situation and I really think it will help everyone if I move back in."
"Leo, I fully, 110% agree."
"First of all so that I can patch things up with Pancake! I miss her so much."
"She's my first love, you know? I can't just let that slip away. Plus, she's pregnant with my child. Again. As are you, and Theo. I just think we all need to be a family again."
"So Leo, was it my milkshake that brought you back to our yard?"
"For god's sake Theo."
"What, I'm just asking."
"Wow, would you look at that, I sure am pregnant!"
"Cressida my love, you're carrying our child, how magical!"
"Oh fuck you Cressida."
We move Leo back in, and on one point he makes his intentions clear:
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Okay let's keep it moving kids, time for Bogart's birthday, Nervous get that inappropriate thought bubble out of here, we all know you're banging our robot!
Hello baby Bogart! Welcome to a lifetime of irrelevance.
Amusingly Leo and Pancake's bad joke of a marriage is captured on the loading screen. Also captured: how many irrelevant sims we have hanging around. Why did I think we needed a bigfoot and a robot, again? It's honestly exhausting trying to keep them busy. They're less productive than our OGs, Theo already topped Paranormal and she's been here like two days.
Right around now is when something slightly disturbing happens.
"Hmm, Bogart, did you cast a creatum nutrimens spell? I've never seen a baby bottle do that before."
"Cwewatum nutwiwens?"
"Also I just fed you, you shouldn't even be hungry..."
"What are you wooking at, townie?"
"..."
"Bye bye woser!"
"Yeah I got a thing, I have to go now."
The new ranking in Leo's chemistry panel:
Cressida, by all appearances his lawfully wedded wife since they sleep in the same bed always and PDA all over the place
Theo, w/ whom he's still furious bc of the llama incident but whom he STILL prefers to
Pancake--his wife. Yeah I guess I married them at some point?
The llama Theo cheated on him with
Ajay Loner?
Coco the robot? Don't even ask me why they're furious, I have no idea
"I'm sorry, Theodosia, I just don't forgive that easily."
"Are you SERIOUS, you are MARRIED, I just had a single-afternoon college fling, how is that even a problem for you!!"
"Where's your devotion to me? Where's your fidelity? That's my problem with you, Theodosia."
But as prospect #5 Ajay Loner looks on, Theo manages to gain back some ground with Leo. Things are looking rosier for Theo, who truly has been disconsolate these last few days, she stomps around with an anger bubble at herself, I think it's self-loathing for the llama mistake?
Elsewhere in the household:
We're on track for a full reunion, because as I'm sure you've guessed by now my plan is for Leo to impregnate all three sisters and then their respective daughters can battle it out for heirship. Sure this is a bit demented, but in my defense it was basically their idea!
Okay so all going smoothly towards woohoo, and then:
"Um excuse me?"
"HEY LEO I'M GIVING BIRTH TO YOUR BABY"
In the world's most elaborate cockblocking of all time, Theodosia goes into the bedroom where Leo is about to woohoo her sister and ACTIVELY GIVES BIRTH. To his child.
Oh good, it's a whole family gathering. How normal.
"Yeah Cress could you take this elsewhere? Drama queen much."
"Sorry Cressida but we are a little busy, if you don't mind...?"
"Are you fucking kidding me."
"Congrats on the baby, Cress! What an epic birth, truly such good timing, I salute you."
"Cool I'm a father, can we please take the party elsewhere?"
Of course it's another boy, fuck my life, we name him Moby Dick.
When I say Theo is getting her hopes up.
"Guys, are you going to come celebrate Moby Dick's birth, or--"
"Oh my god FINE."
"What is with this family, first the creepy toddler and now this, I should have left when I had the chance."
You still have the chance, random apartment townie, please feel free to go any time.
In a situation I find deeply sad, Pancake still prefers Leo above all others chemistry-wise, even though their relationship is nonexistent.
Oh look it's ANOTHER BABY BOY WHAT THE FUCK. Meet Ego Monty. Look I know we're off to a bad start but I am determined to achieve this three-warring-heiresses-all-spawned-by-Leo master plan. We'll just have to keep. trying.
"Oh, are you two making up? Just doing my usual tai chi in the corner, don't mind me!"
Yes they have to make up because they have to keep woohooing until they produce a girl, god dammit.
It's pregnancies all round the house! Poor Leo hasn't had much time to himself lately.
"Oh, hey."
"Hey, sorry, I was just--"
"Yeah I also was just about to throw up in the toilet, it seems all three of us went for the same toilet at the same time."
"Sisters!"
Unbelievably the three girls have a decent relationship, I don't quite understand it but I guess they all have one major thing in common, which is a desire to woohoo Leo at all hours of the day.
"God where IS Leo? I haven't seen him all day."
"He's probably off woohooing Pancake."
"How can you stand it?"
"Doesn't bother me, I just work it into my romance novels. I have a whole bestselling series going. I'm on Banging My Sister's Husband #8: Love is Born."
"Fucking floating babies, I don't even know which is which, I just need to have a girl so I can be declared the rightful heiress all along."
Bogart gets briefly impaled on one of Pan's witch lamps (we filled the house with them since we couldn't afford lights), but he shakes it off.
Meanwhile Nervous gets possessed by the house poltergeist:
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Luckily everyone in this legacy is super good at keeping their affairs under wraps, so I'm sure we won't have any drama ahead. Smash legacy update continues!
"So Bigfoot, what have I missed at the legacy house? I can't wait to graduate and join everyone!"
"Well, let's see.
"Zombie fights are pretty much constant. The overlord doesn't even bother clicking them out of our queue anymore, she just figures we'll win and if not she'll get rid of us somehow.
"The robot is having a disturbing fling with Nervous Subject, aka Pancake's father, and as we recall she's more or less a clone of Pancake since Pancake is the one that activated her. We try not to think about that too much.
"Leo and Cressida are blatantly flaunting their affair, with one unusual result:
"Cressida has grown surprisingly intimate with our single household toilet. Wonder why that could be.
"Pancake has a baby, Bogart, that only she cares about. Male children appear not to be welcome in the family, for reasons no one has explained to me, because I'm just the resident bigfoot that tops careers and earns rewards and builds snapdragons and sells pottery when we're especially low on cash."
"Thanks for the fulsome update, Bigfoot. I know exactly what to do."
Bad Theodosia! No killing yourself via cowplant.
"Ugh college takes forevvver, can't you just graduate me via resurrection already. I'm missing all the good stuff."
Sorry, no can do, I'm absurdly committed to keeping the ages in this legacy accurate. Leftover habit from my uberhood rounds. You'll just have to wait!
Theo finds the next-best thing after cowplant death, which is performing hours of tai chi in the room where Leo and Cress are sleeping post-coitally. Great, healthy boundaries all around guys!
"Oh no, Pancake will catch a glimpse of my secret diary where I have written 8,000 pages about the swoop of my beloved Leo's hair!"
"Do you think I need my fucking eyes checked, you two? I know exactly what's going on here."
"Uh... uhm..."
"What's going on is you're having an affair with the man I've been completely indifferent to since our genie-induced triple-bolt chemistry wore off the day after our engagement. Duh. Have fun you two."
Yeah in fact Pancake dgaf about this affair, which makes the household oddly peaceful.
This is why I feel perfectly comfortable inviting Leo, Cress, and Pancake along to Theo's graduation party. Seems like the sisters are all down to harmoniously share in the Leo love cult!
Oh for fuck's sake, Pancake. You didn't care back at the home lot.
"I didn't know she was PREGNANT! Is she trying to compete with my child for the heirship?? I'm the heiress! Her child isn't even eligible!"
Theo realizes things are getting hairy, so she wisely takes herself out of the equation by woohooing the llama (Charlie Brown) in the hot tub.
Unfortunately this upsets Leo, who thought their love affair was one-way exclusive.
"In the very hot tub where you and I first consummated our inappropriate love?? How could you???"
Cressida, the only sister who hasn't slapped or been slapped by Leo, goes ahead and flaunts her victory.
Oh right I forgot about Jejune again, who for some reason is making out with Coco the robot in the bathroom??
A quick slapdancing party puts things back on course.
...until Jejune casually decides to woohoo her live-in girlfriend Rose,
absolutely stunning Coco, who thought their one-hour-old love affair meant more to Jejune than that, even though I'm pretty sure Coco is ACR-coded straight...? Coco does take a second to finish out her last few steps of slapdancing before she runs for some actually slapping.
Anyway after this 10/10 great party, Theo & Jejune graduate and go home...
...but not before Rose tries her luck with Leo. Sorry Rose, not going to work, he's only into Montys. Maybe if you marry into the family or something.
Back on the home lot, Leo is still furious with Theodosia, which truly doesn't make sense because he's a romance sim and she's his #3 backup choice, but I kind of admire his possessiveness? You can't run a love cult without getting a little territorial.
Pancake's not really sure where she fits into things anymore? At the moment it's kind of seeming like Cressida has won. Which is shocking to me because I've been treating her as pure failure-to-launch, old-maid, writing-romance-novels-in-her-family-home-because-she-has-nothing-better-to-do loser. But I guess Leo's into that? He's kind of a failure to launch himself (homeless naked post-grad campus streaker).
"Mom, I know you're not the expert on functional marriages but I'm pretty sure mine isn't functional? Do you think I should get divorced, or...? Oh hi Olive. True, killing him is a compelling option, good point."
Oh and Jejune has now found out about Coco's engagement to Nervous Subject, which has only been going on for like twenty sim-years. Happy household all around!
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What's going on with the Monty clan, you may be asking yourself? Will we ever reach the impossible milestone of Generation 3? What is so important in etceterasim's real life that she can't update her legacy without any consistency?
Never fear, because the answer to at least one of these questions is here. I have been playing way too far ahead and will try to catch us up to present-tense sim life as quickly as possible, which for me will still not be all that quick.
I present: a rags to brains legacy smash update!
Okay so where were we, heiress apparent Pancake Monty was off to a rocky start with her chosen spouse Retired Streaker Leo Steele, given that (1) she's not into him at all,
(2) she's currently pregnant with Pascal's baby,
3) Leo slept with Pancake's sister Cressida completely unprompted while Pancake was still off at college, and
4) Leo's chemistry panel reveals that he prefers Cressida to Pancake, which okay, I can handle, but his #3 choice is Pancake's other sister Theodosia?? Excellent Leo, really glad you're such a big fan of this family.
Over at Quadington U, the skilling and killing continues, as Jejune & Theodosia wait to graduate and try not to have their brains eaten by zombies.
And guess who shows up to the college lot (unprompted) but Leo Steele, whose seduction tactics are as subtle as ever:
I realize with horror that not only is Leo having an affair with ANOTHER Monty sister... he's also Theo's first kiss. Yikes yikes, I really need to let these kids live a little before they reach college.
"If, hypothetically, asking as more of a thought experiment, if I defeated both my sisters in battle, would you run away with me and be my spouse and I could be the rightful heiress as I've always known I should be?"
"Such a good question, Theo, which I will answer but first I'd love to know if possibly you might have accidentally glued my arm to the couch? It's just I can't move and have lost all circulation in my forearm."
"Maybe it's just the effects of post-zombiism. You like the pizza don't you? I mean would it really be so bad if you had to stay here forever?"
Oh also there's the other sister, Jejune, whose job is mostly to take care of the plants and stay out of everyone's way. She's great at it!
The Cow, who is secretly a zombie underneath her cow garments, begins her reign of terror on the unsuspecting student populace.
Jejune takes a five-minute break from being the sole caretaker of our 5000 plants and falls for Rose, the white dreads cheerleader.
Leo is now showing up uninvited at the college lot about three times per day, eating all our food and playing naked bass. You can guess where that leads--
Nothing says intimacy like bathroom kisses. I'm worried these two might be getting too attached.
I'm sorry but Leo's nakedness is too great, I've come full circle on the streakers, I love them. Sure they're creepy adults running around a college campus pretending to be students, but--the photo ops!
Pan comes to visit and everyone acts casual.
We move in Rose the culturally appropriative cheerleader and discover that she's conveniently glitched so that her motives never decay. I'm thrilled, talk about a convenient placeholder! She'll hold down the fort here until Gen 3 is all grown up and ready to move in, and then maybe I'll let her graduate and move in with Jejune who by then will be old or dead or whatever.
Aaaand there's a lot of this. Now briefly back to the main lot as I catch them up time-wise to the college lot:
Leo's sexual exertions with the multiple Monty sisters leave him faint and weak of constitution. Pancake seems to suspect nothing, though I'm not sure she would care either way?
Our house meanwhile is a fucking disaster, I familyfunds'd the gen 2 clan down to zero when we moved in and it turns out walls are expensive, it is taking forever to get this mansion up and running. Luckily Pancake has a motives-boosting evil witch throne and I don't care about the others. So we're doing okay!
Coco the robot has her suspicions, but can't quite put her finger on what's wrong with this picture.
Yep, what had to happen indeed happens within a few hours of me loading the lot. Leo is now sleeping with 3/3 of the Monty sisters (oh except Jejune, who is still around I guess). I'm sure this will go well when they all move back in together.
And where is Pancake while this torrid affair is going down?
Out on the sidewalk giving birth! Don't feel too bad for her, it's not Leo's baby remember.
It's a boy, and this is a matriarchy and we have no interest in boys so I name him Bogart and plan to ignore him for the entirety of his existence. Welcome to Strangetown, Bogart!
I'll end on this rather sweet picture of Pan and Leo. I know their marriage is a shitshow and I can't even remember if they're technically married yet (if they are I didn't take pictures??)... but maybe there's still hope! Regardless we need to get cracking on another baby since the Pascal affair was wasted on a useless boy.
Onwards with the smash update!
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This is giving me life, @yakumtsaki please quit your job and only write sims stories <3
It’s a new day after Joe Carr almost destroyed the universe, and we’ve invited Ginger Shea Johnston over so Cyneswith can fall in love with him (he’s already in love with her of course, oh Cyn). GSJ is kind enough to bring this elderly gentleman along who’s clearly gonna be Cyn’s next lover, thanks so much bro! As you may recall, ever since Cyn was a teen I’ve had the theory that for all her huhuing she’s actually an evil genius..
..and Cyn proves me right yet again by rejecting GSJ’s harmless ‘serenade’ action because iVan is present and she doesn’t feel like being caught cheating for the millionth time.
-Are you crazy, GSJ? Just because we made out in a community lot hot tub you think you can flirt with me?!🌸
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#reblog#love that sugar is arbitrarily failing school#love that witnessing the rose of amnesia is grounds for a slap#love that don is stuck in mind-control hell#love that joe carr needed to possess someone to corrupt the neighborhood... and he chose sugar#love that sophito isn't even in this update bc he's too functional
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"Hey there babe. What do you think of my new look?"
"Not interested. You looked better as a zombie."
PANCAKE WHAT
And there's more ReNuYu PortaChug where that came from if you don't change your tune.
"Okay, okay, he's attractive!"
He's more than attractive you ungrateful little--
Yep, that's pretty much what married life is going to be like.
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