I don't dislike Nico Hulkenberg, I really don't. That being said, whenever I question my skills and abilities to do my job or request a promotion, I look in the mirror and remind myself that that win-less, podium-less man is somehow a hot commodity in F1 and I demand the damn raise.

G-Class Premiere, April 23rd, 2024, Los Angeles

ADRIAN NEWEY IS LEAVING REDBULL

Indycar: Disqualifies 3 drivers for rule violations 1 month and a half after a GP and crowns a new winner

F1: Could never

And this is the last thing I'll say about why the new Ferrari HP sponsorship (aside from supporting genocide)— The campaign is such a flop. It was such a missed opportunity for bisexuality lighting. Like, imagine if the drivers were bathing in Red light on one side and Blue on the other to represent the merging on the Ferrari and HP? That would have looked so fire and dynamic. It would have given great dimension and would have looked far less jarring than what they put out. Instead, the campaign looks like a photo shoot directed by Cookie Monster and inspired by the Twilight films.

I can't express how disappointed I am that HP is the new title sponsor for Ferrari. Like, I was happy that Lewis was leaving Merc because that meant he was also leaving HP, as a sponsor, behind. He's legit the only driver doing the bare minimum to advocate for Palestinians and he's limited by HP's sponsorship of Mercedes. Now, they're following him to Ferrari 😮‍💨.

P.S. if you were wondering why we're boycotting HP, it's because they provide hardware to the Israeli army and maintain data centers through their servers for the Israeli police. They also provide the Itanium servers to operate the Aviv System, the computerized database of Israel’s Population and Immigration Authority, which supports their segregation and apartheid regime.

Are you still thinking of Nyck and Edo's pizza-making date in Italy or are you normal?

Lol, not Mercedes and the Formula 1 Group being sued by the customers and investors of FTX for fraud. I said it before, and I'll say it again, cryptocurrency is a scam, and now Sam Bankman-Fried is throwing everyone under the bus to get off the hook. I sincerely hope that the plaintiffs win and drag everyone who promoted that company for all they're worth.

P.S. They're also suing a bunch of other people like Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, Shohei Ohtani, Shaquille O'Neal, Naomi Osaka and all of Major League Baseball.

Been laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

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Jj Lin what are you doing here? 😂

Lewis leading? The 3 way fight? The 4 way fight? Zhou earning points in his maiden home race? Good times.

Edit: no points for Zhou in the sprint actually 😔

The last 2 laps are the most alive I've felt in the last 5 races

Imagine an all champion podium? That would be insane.

Nico, stop underestimating your ex.

George on softs? Interesting.

That start went as I expected it to.

Lance???? I mean Lance!