eowyn-igneelcheshire
Jack of all trades master of none (jk I'm just ND)
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I love how Jules looks scared AF and Killian's just all like "Kiss my fucking ass, bitches"
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Confession: Not a single day has gone by without nonstop thinking of the emperor. I want him to eat tav out while forcing their legs and hips to stay still with his tentacles so even if they squirm they're trapped. Also NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HOW HE LITERALLY GROWLS IN THAT ROMANCE SCENE? His voice is so hot. The way he would praise and lightly degrade tav about how hypocritical they are if they still are adamantly hating mindflayers
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How does the spooder sleep?
A study on drider sleep positions.
The belly sleeper
- not as comfy as it looks
- looks like you face planted
- standing up is fast
2. The side sleeper
- comfy
- spider leg salad
3. The dead spider
- you look pretty dead
- comfy for the drow spine
- standing up involves a lot of wriggling
4. The sleeping giraffe
- hella cute
- spine will hurt tho
More sleeping spider ->
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srsly, how does the spooder sleep?
This was fun, so lets make another!
There were so many more possibilities and ideas, I had to give this another go. First post
Sleeping leaned against solid surface
Sadly this one seems very plausible to me :(
Poor spider is overworked give him a break!
totally @unknownf s idea
Spider loaf!
Tucked in like a little kitty cat.
His legs are still everywhere.
Standing up is going to be a struggle .
(or he just goes sproing! and jumps up)
Spider silk hammok
Looks comfy.
Is comfy.
But we don't actually know if he can even make webs...
... a bed?
with lots of pillows... and... a plush.. . and... ah <3
Larian please let me tuck this sad spider into a bed ;-;
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Fixed it.
... with admittedly one of the most vanilla "hear me out"s I've got
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i rarely make art for the lotr trilogies nowadays but haldir is one of my faves
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Companions' Wishes
Wyll:
Shadowheart:
Gale:
Karlach:
Astarion:
Lae'zel:
I just thought these were cool insights on the characters.
(Haven't checked if Lae'zel's options change if she visits the Creche first, but it is too late for that )
Edit: If you are wondering where this is, you should investigate the basement of the apothecary in the Blighted Village.
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The jaded post-ironic mean girl thing is just south park nihilism for acid jazz gays
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Elu Greycloak's grey (silver) cloak.
Thingol cosplay by me, photo by Noldorheart (IG)
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on the one hand
what is the fucking point of flipping it you pulled it out of the sheath by the handle there’s no goddamn need for that
why even bother having a special spot easiy to reach in your black leather suit for knives if you’re just going to play with them when you take them out
but on the other hand
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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I think pineapple on pizza is bad because I have a personal beef with pineapple
List of things I’m currently convinced the Internet is lying about being bad:
-pineapple on pizza
-30 fps video games
-nickelback
Anything you wanna add?
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