enfaeutchie
la Faye
J'ai naom Enfaeutchie
[ʒɛ nãŋ̊ ɔ̃fajtʃiː]
20s alle/ielle she/her ⚧
La langue Guernésiaise et ptaête d'tché d'aoute.
I like languages, food and weird video games. Learner of a half-dead Norman dialect and procrastinating conlanger
GG/EN/RU (плохо)
Check out my Guernésiais Word of the Day blog.
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People with low laughing points
English added by me :)
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Arthouse Muppets
The Prisoner featuring Fozzie, Statler And Waldorf
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what silvagunner rip do you like the most?
This will erode my cred severely but I've never been a big fan
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There is a very common diphthong [ɐə] in Sarkese and it messes me the heck up
bě [bwɐə] - "beautiful:M.SG"
It's greatly hard 😔
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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Favourite Christian Saint?
The one with the conlang and the interesting ravings, I forget the name
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Favourite dream?
Had one once where I was on a really steep seaside hill covered in statues and tombstones and monuments all over every nook and cranny, ancient and peaceful, and it was really cool. Join me there next time I'll save you a seat on the Mind-Tube™
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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you
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this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room
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Do you know any Magic?
J'saïs kérouaïssier tes maoux dauve énne bague en or, mais pour payer chéna j'veurs énne ditaïlle bague pour gardaïr pour mé - j'n'en ai pas ieune!
I know how to cross your injuries with a gold ring, but to pay for it I want such a ring to keep for myself - I don't have one!
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What if you made a post that got Tumblr-famous, what would you do?
Bask. You will all attention me greatly.
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What is your favorite Island that *isn't* part of the Channel Islands?
There is such a thing? Whatever will they think of next?
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
#i had a dream like this last night#i solved it by hiding a lump of silver in my fist and using it to punch The Boggart
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