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They/she (but only in a boat way), Autistic, 19🪼
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All Coiled Up
Male!Naga X GN!Reader (POC friendly)
Pronouns: You/your
Summary: Cuddling with a naga.
Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff, me attempting to be poetic, (probably?) inaccurate homesteading and snake biology, reader gets licked/smelled and (gently) bitten
Word Count: 775
A/N: Based on this poll <3
It is a hot spring evening. The first of the year, you note as you trudge up to your cozy little home on the hill. It is the kind of home you dreamed of when you were a little kid. The perfect size and shape, with plenty of windows, filled to the brim with all of your trinkets and a shit ton of plants.
Right beside your home is the farm you spent the whole day working. It has everything you need to be self-sufficient, a big vegetable garden, chickens, sheep, cattle and a beehive.
It has been a busy day, a calf got stuck in a fence and you had to plant plenty of new seasonal crops and do weed control.
Naturally, you are exhausted. You feel your body ache as you rub your neck to try and release some tension. You remind yourself your hard work will be worth it.
Finally you enter your home and lean against the door, closing it and taking a deep breath, your eyes shut. You stay like that for a moment before you hear something, or rather someone, and open your eyes to be greeted with the sight of your beloved naga.
His face is relaxed, eyes closed. His body is coiled up near one of the many windows, bathing in the sunlight of the setting sun. It is something he has been doing since the first warm sunbeams of the year.
You smile to yourself and just drink in the view. He looks so beautiful. The sunbeams kissing his face like they are long lost lovers, now reunited. The beautiful orange and yellow of his scales highlighted by the golden light. It is truly a combination meant to be, serpent and sun. Seeing him so comfortable is truly a sight for sore eyes, capable of warming even the coldest of hearts.
Your naga has a hard time adjusting to the switching of the seasons. A battle between his simultaneously cold- and warmblooded body you suppose.
It has been a few years now since you first found him that one winter night. You had heard a noise coming from your farm and found him half starved in the chicken pen, looking for food and shelter from the snow. You took him in, fed him and helped make him a mock burrow in the shed.
After his brumation period he offered to keep the predators away from your farm in return for your kindness. He never left you after that. You slowly found yourself growing to like him. This later turned to love, which was reciprocated with open arms and a warm smile that made his eyes twinkle like stars.
You remind yourself that you have been staring unashamedly for quite a bit now and walk into the room. Disturbed by the noise of your footsteps on the wooden floors he lifts his head and blinks lazily at you, first with his brille and then with his eyelids.
"Finally, I was getting worried you'd keep working until the sun had long set. Come" He extends an arm to you.
"Let me clean up first, I smell."
"I don't mind..." He raises his eyebrows flirtatiously and stares at you through his eyelashes. He changes his position to face you, chin on crossed arms on his coils.
You sigh, knowing you can't resist that gorgeous face.
His face lights up as you walk over. He opens his arms and loosens his coils just enough for you to get in.
"Just for a minute." You say, knowing it won't be for just a minute.
"Of course, my love." He purrs smugly, also knowing it won't be for just a minute.
You lay on his coils, your back against his chest. As you get comfortable he wraps himself around you. The whole experience feels tight but not suffocating, his scales are smooth and have a cooling effect on your skin. It feels safe and comforting, like being wrapped up in a giant weighted blanket.
You close your eyes, slowly relaxing into his embrace as he gently rubs your arms. You feel yourself being soothed to sleep by the soft lullaby of his breathing.
Your journey to dreamland is suddenly interrupted by the feeling of a forked tongue darting out to taste your shoulder.
You smile at the ticklish feeling. "Pervert." You mutter, not opening your eyes.
He chuckles lowly. "Nothing perverted about enjoying your mate's scent. Especially when mine smells as good as you do." He playfully bites at your shoulder.
You scoff and let out a laugh at his animalistic antics. He laughs with you, slightly tightening his grip on you.
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Thank you for reading <3
#naga x reader#lamia x reader#monster x reader#exophilia#monster lover#monster romance#x reader#reader insert#my writing
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Snoring contest
Choose your favorite and sleep well
P.S. Shadowheart doesn't have these sounds, so I guess she's lucky
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My baby out here adopting other babies<3
#I am a grandparent <3#damn those jango genes are strong...#see child adopt child mentality#tbb spoilers#tbb omega#tbb#the bad batch#bad batch
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RIP Lae’zel you would’ve loved Bop It…
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Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they’re all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
Who’s just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn’t give a fuck about the drip he’s getting his ass ready for bed
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Drífa went from no friends to more than 1, so she is pretty happy
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Me: Once Upon a Time season 1 is so cozy and comforting :)
ouat s1: government corruption, a woman almost having to give her baby away against her will, a mine collapsing with a child inside, a girl locked in a mental hospital, arson, homeless children needing to steal to survive, said homeless children almost getting separated in the foster care system, infidelity, drugging and kidnapping, attempted muder, actual murder, a murder trial that has nothing to do with the real actual murder, a man slowly and painfully turning into wood, etc.
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do you think pintel and ragetti's periods ever synced up
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"AvAnTiKa CaN't PlAy RaPuNzEl, ShE iSn'T GeRmAn!!!"
Neither is Disney's Rapunzel babe...
#the first version of Rapunzel was Persian btw...#ya'll are losing your minds over a fancast...#rapunzel#tangled#disney
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