when i block people it's their fault for being annoying. when people block me it's their fault for misinterpreting the brilliant things i say on my tumblr blog
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The SPHINX, a super sci-fi looking computer design from the 80s.
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😑
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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Like old times
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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Bruce Springsteen, 1975. Photo: Monty Fresco.
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missed connections: you had a cool outfit on and we were both about the same age and you didnt even look at me
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philodendron white knight
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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.
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NINE INCH NAILS [WITH_TEETH]
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mice aren’t cowardly they’re just shy. Introduce yourself non-threateningly to harvest mouse bites
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