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Okay re: prev post abt ferrari suits vs old williams bmw suits bcs @sweatyflytrap asked
I hate how with modern suits, logos are usually just slapped on with no thought as to how it will coordinate with the rest of the suit. Ferrari is one of the worst examples of this, they're always just putting random logos on that are not at all cohesive with the rest of the suit. For this new one, their suit is all red/white/yellow, and yet they're like "yeah let's just slap this blue logo on."
However, on the old williams suits with HP logos, it looks sooooo cohesive. It's in a spot that's very noticeable and out front, but it's still very aesthetic! I think a big part of this is bcs the logo is the same blue as the rest of their sponsors, and it's embroidered on rather than just a sticker looking thing like the Ferrari ones.
You can have a lot of logos without it looking cluttered. But for some reason Ferrari is like, yeah let's put three small HP logos in completely different places, then people will certainly know our title sponsor is HP!
#they should hire me as lead designer please#bring back the Vegas suits with the white and red it was so good
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#not the first time i've wanted to be someone's dog
MONKEY MAN
2024 | dir. Dev Patel
#no cause my friend and I started giggling and hitting each other#he knows exactly what he did#dev patel
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how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
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the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless
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my shanghai gp highlights
Sauber's pitstops this entire race, the gods are kind, were getting somewhere
Red Bulls absolutely unneeded and iconic doublestack pitstop (2.1 and 2 flat respectively) (are they bored?)
Gasly's radio checking in on everyone after his pitstop, where the car fell off the jack and almost took out an engineer
Max actually having to play catch up for like a minute
Hamilton: "I can't even catch him [ocon], mate. this car is so slow"
The feature of ferrari's "A, B, C, D" plans
A million stewards trying to move the sauber car
Yuki DNFing as soon as the green flag happens
Daniel being literally lifted off the ground by Lance
Lances radio right after "This idiot just slammed on the brake", yes lance they all slammed on the breaks, you should have too
The three 10 second penalties handed out consecutively handed out
Stroll and Magnussen battling for last place, both having 10 second penalties
Double v carb retirement
Lando's "No, thank you!"
Them zooming in on Albon's creepy ass helmet whenever they get the chance
"Remeber this guy? the race leader?"
“He keeps saying age is just a number! He’s fourty-two, he’s got the reactions of anyone else on the field!”
Lando P2, driver of the day, and winning bets against his engineers
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why are ferrari fans such haters to their own team ‘this was a shit weekend’ i think you’re just miserable actually
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Mamma Mia is a movie musical where only like 2.5 of the actors can actually sing and somehow it works.
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when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with
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Am I the only one who thinks about how The Lightning Thief would have gone if instead of Grover, Percy picked Luke to go with him and Annabeth on the quest? Luke, who was sick of the idea of doing quests that had already been done was just picked to go on a unique quest by this demigod who he was planning to manipulate, and the quest was unique because he helped to make it so. And while he'll likely be plotting to hide the fact that he's a lightning thief, reworking things to take heat off himself, one of his quest mates would be Annabeth, the half blood he personally saved and brought to camp, whom he would have to work like hell to hide his deeds from.
listen I'm loving the comedic potential of this because in my heart of hearts, I feel like Luke's too enamored with the idea of razing Olympus for him to doubt what he's doing, but balancing that razors edge where he's actively trying to sabotage the quest and kill Percy while not tipping off Annabeth, and also trying to plant seeds of doubt and discord both between Percy and Annabeth and also about the gods while trying not to be too obvious about it because maybe, just maybe he can convince Annabeth to side with him.
except as usual Luke's nefarious plans are constantly being foiled by 2 tweens and its embarrassing cause they're not even trying. Percy's not wearing the shoes and keeps making up polite reasons on why he can't without seeming like he's rejecting Luke's gift (cause that would be rude) and Annabeth's like "well I'm gonna wear them then" and Luke's panics like "NO" but he also can't wear them so then they just stay in the bag untouched. then Luke keeps directing them into the paths of monsters in the hopes Percy's gonna get taken out but holy hell this kid just won't die. Like literally just escapes mortal peril by the skin of his teeth and doesn't even realize it. It's like an old silent film where the entire front of the house falls off and the guy survives because he just happened to be standing right where the open window is.
Then Luke's also trying to stir up some anger at the gods, testing the waters with Annabeth, but she's so in the height in the idealization of her mom it's getting no where. Luke's trying to be subtle like "hey... don't you think it's kinda of fucked up that the gods are..... uh... blaming? percy for this? and that he has to do this quest to set things right" but annabeth's like "what do you mean by that? 🤨 this is what heroes do this is how we prove ourselves" and unfortunately Percy is the only one vibing with the "hey don't you hate your dad" comments that's Luke's throwing down and that makes him fond of Percy against his better judgement but he's still gotta kill him so you know, bummer
anyway, in this quest AU Percy perceives Luke as the Responsible Adult cause he's 19 (lmao) and thus feels a little less pressure to be responsible for things himself and so when they get to the Underworld, Luke's like smirking, grinning, cause a. he's in in the Underworld and how many heroes have achieved that? b. the shoes in Percy's bag are about to drag that kid to the depths of hell or c. the lightning bolts about to appear in the bag and Luke will throw Percy under the bus to Hades (he's been practicing his betrayal speech) except wait "Percy... where's your backpack??" and Percy's like "oh I forgot it at the hotel 👉👈" and Luke loses it and picks him up to throw him into tartarus himself (he is unsuccessful)
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Luke Castellan should've been at the club
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go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!
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ah yes, even at 12 percy still messes with frank in spirit.
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Taylor calls herself crazy all throughout TTPD, but maybe I’m just as insane because I actually think she’s quite normal? Because if I ended a once happy 8 year relationship because the love was gone and we were both no longer in love to then get with a situation-ship who has been pinning for you for years only for them to abandon you when they finally got you, I’d commit full arson.
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