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Updif 2024 performance round
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as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it
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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made
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wise words from a crazed balloon animal
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: 666 MARK OF THE BEAST THE DEVIL EVIL
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
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I know why Bluey didn't end up moving (too much work to introduce so many new characters and sets etc) but I was kind of hoping they would. Idk. I moved when I was 5 and then again when I was 11 and I know it's a very common thing for kids to go through and it would have been nice to have that support seeing Bluey and her family experience the same thing.
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!
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