I'VE SEARCHED FOR THIS ONE FOR SOO LONG.
Jonas: Hey, Mitch?
Mitch: What?
Jonas: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Mitch: What is it, spots?
Jonas: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Mitch: Yeah...
Jonas: Because I have to, uh, go out of town for one weekend.
Mitch: Yeah.
Jonas: This month.
[Mitch giggles]
Jonas: And so I was, like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like, "Do you have a preference if we should study this weekend or the next weekend?"
Mitch: Mm-hm.
Jonas: Your response.
[Both laugh]
Jonas: At 9:30 in the morning... "Mother fuckin' Jesse Eisenberg Jesus chRIST FUCK DUDE MOTHER Fuckin' Facebook movie bulLSHIT JESUS CAN YOU FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS SHIT".
[Mitch laughs]
Jonas: No punctuation. Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
[Mitch laughs]
Jonas: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you. "GOD DAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND FUCKING LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKIN' WINKLEVOSS TWINS GOD DAMN ROWING THE BOAT FUCK YO SHIT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN".
[Mitch, dying with laughter]
Jonas: I say, "Mitch, you're scaring me."
Jonas: An hour passes. You respond, "MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHER FUCKIN BUILT SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKIN BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG I'm very tired".
Jonas: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll... I'll do most of the talking at our class presentation today."
Jonas: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. I'M TALKING, LIKE FIVE SECONDS LATER. "NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FUCKING FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING TRENT RESIN OAR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DIE I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK".
[Mitch is physically wheezing from laughing]
Jonas: And then in all capital letters. Two hours later.
Jonas: "MARK ZUCKERBERG".
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Bakery Enemies Au Masterlist
@buggachat‘s bakery enemies au now has image descriptions for all parts currently out. They were done by me and @princess-of-purple-prose
Here are the links:
Cover, Old Cover
The Meeting: ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4 & ep5
Nino and Alya: ep6, ep7 & ep8
Nightmares: ep9, ep10 & ep11
Flashback 1: ep12
Kwamis: ep13
Home alone: fanfic1, ep14, ep15, ep16, ep17 & ep18
Chloe and The Robbery: ep19, ep20, ep21 & ep22
Flashback 3: ep23
The Talk: ep24, ep25, ep26, ep27, ep28, ep29, ep30 & ep31
The Dream: ep32
The Ring: ep33, ep34, fanfic2 (someone wrote a fanfic for if ep34 had gone differently.)
DJWifi Strikes Again: ep35, ep36 & ep37
Wine Tasting: ep38, ep39, ep40, ep41, ep42, ep43, ep44, ep45, ep46, ep47, ep48, ep49, ep50 & ep51
Rain: ep52, ep53, ep54, ep55, ep56, ep57 & ep58
Sleepover: ep59, ep60, ep61, ep62, ep63, ep64, ep65, ep66, ep67, ep68, ep69, ep70 & ep71
Flashback 4: ep72
Bakery Morning: ep73, ep74, ep75, ep76, ep77, ep78, ep79, ep80, ep81, ep82 & ep83
Flashback 5: ep84, ep85, ep86, ep87 & ep88
Bakery Morning cont: ep89, ep90, ep91, ep92 & ep93
Videocall: ep94, ep95, ep96, ep97, ep98 & ep99
Cake Flashback: ep100 & ep101
Flirting Attempts: ep 102, ep 103, ep 104, ep 105, ep 106, ep 107
Family Time: ep108, ep109, ep110, ep111, ep112, ep113
Adrien’s Phone: ep114, ep115, ep116, ep117, ep118, ep119, ep120, ep121, ep122, ep123, ep124, ep125
Gala dream and Aftermath: ep126, ep127, ep128, ep129, ep130, ep131, ep132
Flashback 7: ep133
Before the Gala: ep134, ep135, ep136, ep137, ep138, ep139, ep140, ep141, ep142, ep143, ep144, ep145,
Reveal: ep146, ep147, ep148, ep149, ep150, ep151, ep152, ep153, ep154, ep155, ep156
Revelations: ep157, ep158, ep159, ep160, ep161, ep162, ep163, ep164, ep165, ep166, ep167, ep168, ep169, ep170, ep171, ep172
Post Reveal, Pre Gala: ep173, ep174, ep175, ep176, ep177, ep178, ep179, ep180, ep181, ep182
Translations: Spanish (instagram), Russian (tumblr), Hebrew (instagram), Portuguese (instagram), French (tumblr)
Fanart: Adrien gets Hired, Adrien doodle, Natalie, Ladrien Roses, Wine Arc Alt ending, No conflict just croissants, Peacock!Adrien, Marinette’s Panic, Its you! (ep 121 Alt ending, Not Hungry (ep123), Adrien’s Macarons, Ladynoir Gala Outfits, Ladybug Gala Outfit, Marinette vs Cake, Strawberry Parallels (ep140), Giving up the Miraculous (ep147), Realization (alt ending to ep150), It’s Me (ep 152), Fix It (ep154), It’s Okay (ep154), Alt Reveal Ending, Adrien Had To, Temple Kiss (ep156), Adrien’s shirt (ep157), Happy Adrien, Post Reveal Selfie (ep172), Problem Solving (ep174)
Note: If you would like your translation added please dm me. If you would like your fanart added either wait for me to describe it or describe it yourself! Image descriptions and Alt text allow for low vision/blind people to also be included and participate in fandom. If you want help writing your ID here is a discord link to a server where people would be happy to help you out!
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