eiselcross
✨✨ open your heart to chaos ✨✨
gabe. 30s. always hoping for moon lore.welcome to a little critical role sideblog mostly featuring the antics of the mighty nein because i love those little disasters. formerly ukotoaukotoa (uk'otoa uk'otoa).
my sidebar image is by bunchun and my icon + header is by cryptidw00rm. c:
1118 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
archbeggar50
The Life of Juel 735
9221025
ً
notifypeen71
The Blogging of Robb 256
customcatalyst-blog
Untitled
lunalyrik-blog
Lunalyrik
Text
rewatching the mighty nein and rewitnessing their amount of paranoia is so good. they walk into a 5 star hotel after a battle with the followers of the god of death and a total of 10 hit points and 3 spell slots between all of them and they're still casing their rooms. uv lights out, flipping beds and checking smoke detectors for cameras. they insight check every person they meet. they want to cast a truth spell on the oldest, most powerful and crustiest wizard in all of exandria. theyd rather impale themselves instead of giving up their weapons. theyd rather send a cat with 2 hit points that's determined to roll nat 1s on its perception rolls to check out evil lairs rather than going in themselves. they hate people scrying on them but they get annoyed when they fail doing it to others. they lie to most people they meet yet they're still 'trusted' by the two out of the three great powers on wildemount. no one's doing it like them.
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
#reading this as like:#’the most mighty nein moment all of time’#instead of like my favorite#and that’s accidentally stealing a boat#or horse teleporting
673 notes
·
View notes
Text
ROUND OF 64: POLL 27
Remember to vote for the best overall character!
Reblog and promote the character you think is the best NPC to cross the main party's path!!
295 notes
·
View notes
Text
caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
rotated him in my head like a microwave during work and when it beeped this is what came out
380 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Arcane Pranks with Caleb Widogast
+ bonus naughty bits:
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE
(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)
Well folks, this is it. The final.
We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.
And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....
A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.
But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.
Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.
There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!
(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)
Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:
So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!
#^^^#more very valid reasons to vote for caleb#what’s the point of wizards if they’re not comically failing#speaks to my soul~
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE
(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)
Well folks, this is it. The final.
We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.
And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....
A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.
But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.
Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.
There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!
(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)
Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:
So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
As the World Wizard Entertainment tournament finalists attempt to fireball their way to victory, I think it is not too early to announce the winner of a special award. The title of Archmage of Congeniality is given to the wizard who has most made this competition enjoyable.
Given that these wizards are fictional characters who are not literally participating in a tournament and interacting with one another, this title actually recognizes a contingent of fans who have dedicated themselves to enthusiastic fannish participation, passionate fandom fun, and positive engagement in the course of campaigning for their chosen wizard.
With maverick strategy that highlighted her prodigious bust size, called on the legacy of Exandria's greatest mage slayer, leveraged the relationship with her opponent and arcane mentor, and created many delightful new fanworks, the supporters of this wizard exemplified the spirit of campaigning for one's fave to win meaningless polls in a way that was constructive and uplifting and that brightened our dashboards with whimsy and passion.
In recognition of the spell of joy and delight that this wizard's supporters cast on this small corner of the fanspace during this silly series of polls, I bestow on Veth Brenatto the title of Archmage of Congeniality of the World Wizard Entertainment tournament.
Congratulations to Archmage Brenatto and especially (with all the loving sincerity in the world) to her fans and supporters who made this competition surreal, unexpected, and more enjoyable than it had any right to be.
One level in wizard goes a very, very long way. Live, Love, Veth.
To break character, though I have done quite a bit already in this post, and at the risk of repeating a lot of a post I made earlier today: I am full of genuine love for all of you who contributed to #VethSweep posting and made this tournament incredibly entertaining. I am also so excited for the Veth fans amidst this outpouring of support and shenanigans in her name—I hope some of this energy sticks around and adds to your ranks. All that I've said in this grandiose speech is all so very sincere, and my heart is full of joy and delight this evening.
Veth is not the grand final winner of the tournament, but she is absolutely and thoroughly the winner of our hearts.
695 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m manifesting 🙏🏻
12K notes
·
View notes
Photo
VETH-HEADS RISE UP!!!
Keep reading
995 notes
·
View notes
Text
well.
based on @captainofthetidesbreath's post [here]
[image description in alt text]
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
One way or another, sparks are gonna fly. Dare I say... explosive?
2K notes
·
View notes
Photo
[Read Left to Right]
There’s a lot of reasons why Essek should get a black cat. These are facts.
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
Critical Role Ask Game
satyr: how did you discover critical role
dragonborn: when did you start watching
human: what is your favorite main campaign
elf: what is your favorite side campaign
dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot
tiefling: who is your favorite female player
gnome: who is your favorite male player
halfling: who is your favorite dm
half-elf: who is your favorite guest player
goliath: who is your favorite campaign 1 character
changeling: who is your favorite campaign 2 character
genasi: who is your favorite campaign 3 character (so far)
goblin: who is your favorite non-main campaign character
aasimar: what is your favorite location in exandria (or out of it)
eisfuura: who is your favorite npc
wizard: what is your favorite party name
paladin: what is your favorite friendship
monk: what is your favorite canon relationship
druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship
bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”
rogue: what was a moment that made you cry
fighter: what was your favorite funny moment
paladin: what was your favorite badass moment
cleric: what is your favorite battle
barbarian: who is your favorite villain
ranger: who is your favorite animal companion
warlock: what is your favorite critical role merch
sorcerer: what is your favorite sam commercial skit
720 notes
·
View notes
Text
CR Non-Endgame Ships Round 1
Widofjord art by @daydreamdeuce
Percy/Tary art by @kubo-kubo
Rules, paraments and voting links here
81 notes
·
View notes